Half Pint
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You may be a Taliban if:
1. You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to beer
2. You own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can't afford shoes
3. You have more wives than teeth.
4. You wipe your bum with your bare left hand, but consider bacon "unclean."
5. You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide
6. You can't think of anyone you HAVEN'T declared Jihad against
7. You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your clothing
8. You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs
9. You've often uttered the phrase, "I love what you've done with your cave."
10. You have nothing against women and think every man should own at least one
11. You bathe at least monthly whether necessary or not
12. You've ever had a crush on your neighbor's goat
[Edited on 09-04-2008 by Half Pint]
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Haimsey
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Marcy Marc 
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Jambo
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Fact of the day "taliban" means student. So the Taliban means the students.
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Mein Herr
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Yeah but what has this got to do with dogging!
Is Stan Collymore in the taliban?
I knew he wasn't right!
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Jambo
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Liam
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Half Pint
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Tom
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13. You find yourself strangely pulled towards the peroxide isle when picking up your torpedo veruca gel at the chemist
[Edited on 09-04-2008 by Tom]
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Ryk
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