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Author Chilli + willy = annoyance
Jules
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5th Apr 08 at 19:09   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Just been chopping up chilli's for the stir fry the missus is knocking up for me, needed a pee so washed my hands and off I went, obviously didn't wash them well enough as my old chap is very sore/tingley/irritating now, I keep fiddling with it and my GF has banished me from the kitchen now
Jambo
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5th Apr 08 at 19:11   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
aids.
Timbaland
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What you doing on here, Go slap some more on, Sounds fucking awesome.
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quote:
Originally posted by Jules
Just been chopping up chilli's for the stir fry the missus is knocking up for me, needed a pee so washed my hands and off I went, obviously didn't wash them well enough as my old chap is very sore/tingley/irritating now, I keep fiddling with it and my GF has banished me from the kitchen now


I'm sorry but

dip it in some soothing whipped cream
Matt L
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5th Apr 08 at 19:21   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
like ian said but replace the whipped cream with the missus
Fad
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5th Apr 08 at 19:23   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
ask her to piss on you
Timbaland
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5th Apr 08 at 19:26   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
1 guy , 1 girl, 1 cup.


Happy to help.
Fad
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5th Apr 08 at 19:27   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
See now thats just wrong
mattk
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5th Apr 08 at 19:28   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Give it a pint and it will be ok
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5th Apr 08 at 19:33   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Try having sex, she could enjoy it then too

Drives supercharged Tec with torque
Robbo
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sounds fappin ace!

chepaer than durex tingle thats for sure!!
Jules
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quote:
Originally posted by gavin18787
Try having sex, she could enjoy it then too


First time for everything......
swedge
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my step dad done it with ralgex lol
CorsAsh
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quote:
Originally posted by Robbo
sounds fappin ace!

chepaer than durex tingle thats for sure!!
I fucking hate that stuff. Might as well call it Durex Pointless Irritation.
Robbo
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Tingles ace... the hot stuff is the one to avoid... or as a female friend said... cystitis hasnt got shit on durex hot
mattk
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I think the hot stuff is brill!

dick goes freezing when you put the stuff on, once its in though its lovely, nice and cosey
Robbo
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Neither party enjoyed the hot stuff the one time I used it!
baza31
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quote:
Originally posted by CorsAsh
quote:
Originally posted by Robbo
sounds fappin ace!

chepaer than durex tingle thats for sure!!
I fucking hate that stuff. Might as well call it Durex Pointless Irritation.


its bullshit aint it. I put it on and ruined the entire session. ended up trying to wash it off but didnt work.

not that anyone probably wanted to know that like
Robbo
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Had to do that with the Hot

And yeah, it dont come off easy
CorsAsh
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quote:
Originally posted by mattk
I think the hot stuff is brill!

dick goes freezing when you put the stuff on, once its in though its lovely, nice and cosey
Isn't the idea that you put it on and then she blows on your end and it feels warmer? Load of crap tbh.

And that Tingle one just felt like I'd got Vicks Vapor Rub on my schlong, poor thing thought it had got Penile Flu.
Rebecca
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5th Apr 08 at 20:20   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Hahaha. Wrongness.

The warming one makes you feel like you've wet yourself.
chloe16v
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the hot one is nasty, to hot, burns both partys and you cant wash it off
Robbo
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quote:
Originally posted by Rebecca
Hahaha. Wrongness.

The warming one makes you feel like you've wet yourself.
Thats what my female friend said (the one who mentioned cystitis!)
CorsAsh
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Originally posted by Rebecca
Hahaha. Wrongness.

The warming one makes you feel like you've wet yourself.
Friendship is like pissing yourself. Everyone can see it, only you feel the warmth.
K17STY
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i like the crackling candy.

 
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