charlessurr
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Registered: 15th May 05
Location: Sheffield
User status: Offline
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Little sam asked his dad for a bike for his birthday,he said said "no son,the mortgage is 80k and your mummy has just lost her job"
next day sam walked out with his suitcase packed, his dad asks "where you going son"
sam replied
"i walked past your bedrom door last night and heard you say to mum that you were pulling out,she said to wait because she was coming too. Now theres no fucking way im staying here on my own with an 80k mortgage and no bike
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