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Fonz
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17th Mar 08 at 12:13   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
A man goes to see his doctor about premature ejaculation. Dr suggested getting himself a starting pistol. His instructions were to pull the trigger the moment before he was about to cum. It will distract you enough to prolong the act.


The next day the Dr arrives at the surgery to find the same chap in his waiting room doubled up in agony and with bloodshot eyes.
Confused the Dr inquires and the chap replies “when I felt myself cumming I fired the pistol, My wife bit the end of my cock off and shit in my face!”
Tommy L
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17th Mar 08 at 12:15   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
thats a bit better fonz

[Edited on 17-03-2008 by corsa_tomtom]
Ash_EP3
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17th Mar 08 at 12:21   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
good one!

 
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