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Fun story from college at a party about a month ago.

So I go to my friends house for a party. He's got a keg of Miller Lite and an assortment of vodka for the liquor preferring people.
Long into the night everyone gets very familiar with a slut whom I've never met before and I've been going to this house 3 or 4 times a week, usually when there's no party because I'm friends with the dwellers.

Anyway this slut hooks up with an assortment of men I assume. I go upstairs to take a piss and I'm waiting in line, but behold there is a line behind me to go into a room that I know my friend lives in. I ask what's going on and they said they're all waiting their turn to bang this disgusting animal and that my friend said they could use the room.

Of course they didn't ask him but I didn't give a fuck. Well I didn't stick around long near that line and I go downstairs. The party's winding down and everyone is pretty much gone but for 2 people in line still. So I'm sitting in the other room watching American Wedding with my one of my pals and the last kid walks out of the sex room and says to the last guy "She's all your's shes got her ass propped up in the air for ya and everything." About 5 full minutes later I hear a yell come out of the room so me and my friend run in their immediately, which took 5 seconds if that. We see her naked and him naked and all he must of fucked her from behind because he must not of recognized her. All he said was "OH MY GOD!? KELLY!?" I ask "what the fuck is going on?" thinking rape had occurred or something... wrong... He says "Dude that's my fucking sister! I just stuck it to my sister!"

I laugh uncontrollably and my friend kicks them both out of the house. They leave together.

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