Bonney
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Registered: 14th Nov 04
Location: St Helens
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the perfect day for her
8.15 Wake up to hugs and kisses.
8.30 Weigh in 2Kg lighter than yesterday.
8.45 Breakfast in bed, freshly squeezed orange juice and croissants open presents expensive jewellery chosen by thoughtful partner.
9.15 Soothing hot bath with frangipani bath oil.
10.00 Light work out at club with sexy funny personal trainer.
10.30 Facial, manicure, shampoo, condition, blow dry.
12.00 Lunch with best friend at fashionable outdoor cafe.
12.45 Catch sight of partner's ex and notices she has gained 17kg.
1.00 Shopping with friends, unlimited credit.
3.00 Nap.
4.00 Three dozen roses delivered by florist, card is from secret admirer.
4.15 Light work out at club, followed by massage from strong but gentle hunk, who says herarely gets to work on such a perfect body.
5.30 Choose outfit from expensive designer wardrobe, parade before full length mirror.
7.30 Candle lit dinner for two followed by dancing, with compliments received from other diners/dancers.
8.00 Hot shower (alone).
10:50 Carried to bed . . . (freshly ironed, crisp, new, white linen).
11.00 Pillow talk, light touching and cuddling.
11.15 Fall asleep in his big strong arms.
The perfecr day for him
6.00 Alarm.
6.15 Blow job.
6.30 Massive satisfying shit while reading the sports section.
7.00 Breakfast: rump steak and eggs, coffee and toast, all cooked by naked, buxom wench who bends over a lot showing her growler
7.30 Limo arrives.
7.45 Several Beers en-route to airport.
9.15 Flight in personal Lear Jet.
9.30 Limo to Mirage Resort Golf Club (blow job en-route).
9.45 Play front nine - 2 under.
11.45 Lunch - Pie, chips and gravy, 3 lagers and a bottle of Dom Perignon.
12.15 Blow job.
12.30 Play back nine - 4 under.
2.15 Limo back to the airport (Several Bourbons).
2.30 Fly to Cairns.
3.30 Late afternoon fishing excursion with all female crew, all nude who also bend over a lot displaying growlers.
4.30 Land world record Marlin (1234lbs) - on light tackle.
5.00 Fly home, massage and hand job by naked Elle McPherson (bending over.. naturally).
6.45 Shit, Shower and Shave.
7.00 Watch news: Michael Jackson assassinated; cannabis legalised.
7.30 Dinner: lobster appetisers, Dom Perignon (1953), big juicy fillet steak followed by Ice-cream served on a big pair of tits.
9.00 Napoleon Brandy and Habanos cigar in front of wall-size TV as you watch match of the day
9.30 Sex with three women (all with lesbian tendencies...some bending over).
11.00 Massage and Jacuzzi with tasty pizza snacks and a cleansing ale.
11.30 A night cap blow job.
11.45 In bed alone.
11.50 A 22 second fart which changes note 4 times and forces the dog to leave the room
11.51 Laugh yourself to sleep
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Theham85
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Registered: 29th Nov 06
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Aaron
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Location: Cottingham, East Riding
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The perfect thread TBH
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Jakey
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THE perfect day 
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Nick-S
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Location: Leigh. Drives: RS Megane 230 F1 Team R26
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fucking ace
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S@M
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Registered: 3rd Oct 07
Location: East Yorkshire
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had me in tears that... cheers! 
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DannyB
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Quality
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Kathryn W
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Location: Widnes, Cheshire
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Thats not what my perfect day would be 
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Aaron
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quote:
Originally posted by Kathryn W
Thats not what my perfect day would be
Read the top one then
[Edited on 05-03-2008 by Aaron]
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JonnyJ
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Location: Scotchland
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7.00 Watch news: Michael Jackson assassinated; cannabis legalised.
PMSL
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Graham88
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Registered: 16th Apr 07
Location: South East Kent Drives: E46 M3
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quote:
Originally posted by Bonney66
11.50 A 22 second fart which changes note 4 times and forces the dog to leave the room
11.51 Laugh yourself to sleep
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little_duke
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Registered: 21st Aug 06
Location: Tamworth,staffordshire Drives: rover coupe
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couldnt stop laughing at the late night fart bit,so true 
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Eck
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Registered: 17th Apr 06
Location: Lundin Links, Fife
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That is quite true
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Fonz
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Registered: 12th May 06
Location: Newbury, Berks
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growler!!
had me in stiches!! havent heard that phrase being used in AGES!!
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Ricky352
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Registered: 6th Apr 07
Location: Northern Ireland
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Superlite Ltd.
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Registered: 9th Jan 07
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haha
actually made me lol
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Mather.16v
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Registered: 1st Nov 04
Location: Stockport
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AMAZING
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Bonney
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Registered: 14th Nov 04
Location: St Helens
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If only eberyday was like this
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