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Author Couple of Jokes (if your offended ill delete)
johnhara1
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Registered: 19th Oct 06
Location: Newcastle upon Tyne
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29th Feb 08 at 15:39   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Cleveland police are looking for a racist attacker.

I phoned up but apparently.............................



















It's not a job.

[Edited on 29-02-2008 by johnhara1]
Blade_sri
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Location: Pop
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old
RyanSxi
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burberrychick1987
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Location: Hornchurch, Greater London
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johnhara1
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Genetic scientists in America have used DNA from Michael Jackson and Arnold Schwarzenegger to create a clone. They have called it............................











Michael Wasanigger!
Nick-S
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Registered: 3rd Mar 04
Location: Leigh. Drives: RS Megane 230 F1 Team R26
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29th Feb 08 at 15:44   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
at both
little_duke
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Location: Tamworth,staffordshire Drives: rover coupe
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29th Feb 08 at 15:47   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
both old but still funny
little_duke
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Location: Tamworth,staffordshire Drives: rover coupe
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29th Feb 08 at 15:48   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
snow white was chucked out of the disney x factor last night

apparently she was causght sitting on pinnociohs face singing "tell me lies,tell me sweet little lies"
Nick-S
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Location: Leigh. Drives: RS Megane 230 F1 Team R26
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29th Feb 08 at 15:49   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
............................
johnhara1
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Location: Newcastle upon Tyne
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29th Feb 08 at 15:49   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Man walks into a pub and asks for a pint of anything but stella. "Whats wrong with stella?" asks the barman.

"Well last night i bought 12 pints of stella and when i got home i was fucking skint!" says the man.

"Well says the barman, if you bought 12 pints of any beer you'd have spent alot!"

"No" says the man, "Skint is my Jack Russel!!!!"
gianluigi
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Registered: 9th Mar 05
Location: Ipswich, Suffolk
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29th Feb 08 at 15:54   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
ROFL
Tom
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Location: Wirral, Merseyside
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29th Feb 08 at 15:55   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
PMSL @ stella one
Fro
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Nothing better than an afternoon jokes thread to start off the weekend
Scotty_B
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Nick-S
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jambo166
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Location: WHITBY
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chunky_nb
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Registered: 19th Jan 07
Location: Bridgend S.Wales
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29th Feb 08 at 18:01   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
PMSL!
deano87
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Registered: 21st Oct 06
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29th Feb 08 at 18:04   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Bloke picks up Chinese girl at a disco and takes her home. She says "Me so horny, me do anythin' for you!". He says "how about a 69?". She replies, "You fuck off, me no cook this time night!"
deano87
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29th Feb 08 at 18:06   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Guy pulls an older woman at a club. She's alright for 57. They drink, have a snog & she asks if he's ever had a mother daughter threesome? He says "No". They drink a bit more, then, she says "Tonight is your lucky night". They go back to hers, she puts on the hall light and shouts upstairs "Mum, you still awake?".
Corsa_Joel
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29th Feb 08 at 18:06   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by deano87
Bloke picks up Chinese girl at a disco and takes her home. She says "Me so horny, me do anythin' for you!". He says "how about a 69?". She replies, "You fuck off, me no cook this time night!"


Richie B
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29th Feb 08 at 18:26   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by deano87
Bloke picks up Chinese girl at a disco and takes her home. She says "Me so horny, me do anythin' for you!". He says "how about a 69?". She replies, "You fuck off, me no cook this time night!"


Bram
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Location: Derby
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29th Feb 08 at 19:09   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Apparently Gazza has found a new love with one of The Teletubbies..............






....he's fucking La La!!

 
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