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Fonz
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A man and a woman who had never met before, but were both married to other people, found that they were assigned to the same sleeping compartment on a transcontinental train.

Although initially embarrassed and uneasy about sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly, he in the upper bunk and she in the lower.

At 10am, the man leaned over and gently woke the woman saying;
'Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm really very cold.


'I have a better idea,' she replied.' Just for tonight, let's just pretend that we're married. '

'Wow! That's a great idea!' he exclaimed!

'Good,' she replied... 'Get your own f..ing blanket.'

After a stunned moment of silence, he farted
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Lmaoooo
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Good 'un
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Crackin'

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Thats cheered me up
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brilliant.
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quote:
Originally posted by Fonz

After a stunned moment of silence, he farted



LMAO

[Edited on 29-02-2008 by Huwsi]

 
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