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Theham85

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24th Feb 08 at 22:28

quote:
Originally posted by Mein Herr
Get her to run round and round in circles around you for about an hour.
Then she will probably throw up.
Scoop that into a bag and together go out and find the neighbour you hate the most.
Set fire to the sick bag on the steps of his house and ring the bell.
As he comes out to the door he will see the flaming sack and begin to stamp on it...

Sick everywhere!
Take that you fucker you shout from some nearby bushes whilst you are taking your misses from behind and she laughs meniacally like belatrix le strange.

Then when you are fineished both of you run out past the man who is by now cleaning sick off his shoes and slap the used Jonny on his forehead and say take that magoo ya fucking bastard!

Thats what i would do.

Absolutely brilliant

bubble

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24th Feb 08 at 22:32

you colud go and run over cats?

Dione J

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24th Feb 08 at 22:33

quote:
Originally posted by Mein Herr
Get her to run round and round in circles around you for about an hour.
Then she will probably throw up.
Scoop that into a bag and together go out and find the neighbour you hate the most.
Set fire to the sick bag on the steps of his house and ring the bell.
As he comes out to the door he will see the flaming sack and begin to stamp on it...

Sick everywhere!
Take that you fucker you shout from some nearby bushes whilst you are taking your misses from behind and she laughs meniacally like belatrix le strange.

Then when you are fineished both of you run out past the man who is by now cleaning sick off his shoes and slap the used Jonny on his forehead and say take that magoo ya fucking bastard!

Thats what i would do.

andyc1234

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24th Feb 08 at 22:40

fist her ?

Eck

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24th Feb 08 at 22:41

Mein Herr you amuse me greatly.

Mein Herr

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24th Feb 08 at 22:43

I saw this video once, where this guy fisted two girls up to the elbow, and then he lifted them (like bench presses) Geoff Capes style and did about 60 lifts and then said
'I am a viking'
And whipped his arms out in one quick motion and both the girls pirouetted and landed perfectly facing each other and began singing.
'Rollin in my 5.0' by Vanilla ice BADLY!

*Disclaimer
Some or all of the above is not true.

Mein Herr

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24th Feb 08 at 22:44

quote:
Originally posted by Eckmcmann
Mein Herr you amuse me greatly.

Thanks.

*shuffles nervously from foot to foot*

CorsAsh

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24th Feb 08 at 22:45

I bet only the bit about them singing badly is false. That happens in Scotland all the time, in Fife so I hear.

CorsAsh

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24th Feb 08 at 22:46

Not singing badly, I mean the World's Strongest Nordic Fisting championships.

Mein Herr

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24th Feb 08 at 22:46

quote:
Originally posted by CorsAsh
I bet only the bit about them singing badly is false. That happens in Scotland all the time, in Fife so I hear.

Yeah exact same story but the birds were deep fried!

Mein Herr

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24th Feb 08 at 22:46

quote:
Originally posted by CorsAsh
Not singing badly, I mean the World's Strongest Nordic Fisting championships.

The woman who won that last year Fired a 1982 ford cortina out of her jite.

chloe16v

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24th Feb 08 at 22:48

invite another girl round n have a 3some

Theham85

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24th Feb 08 at 22:48

Give her a guided tour of www.corsasport.co.uk

CorsAsh

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24th Feb 08 at 22:49

quote:
Originally posted by Mein Herr

quote:
Originally posted by CorsAsh
Not singing badly, I mean the World's Strongest Nordic Fisting championships.

The woman who won that last year Fired a 1982 ford cortina out of her jite.

Is she going for Cortina and caravan next time?

Could get some of those motorway wombles to clear up the resulting carnage

[Edited on 24-02-2008 by CorsAsh]

Mein Herr

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24th Feb 08 at 22:57

quote:
Originally posted by cb87
invite another girl round n have a 3some

Invite a girl with one leg round and have a 2.85some

Mix it up i say!

Mein Herr

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24th Feb 08 at 22:58

quote:
Originally posted by CorsAsh

Is she going for Cortina and caravan next time?

Could get some of those motorway wombles to clear up the resulting carnage

[Edited on 24-02-2008 by CorsAsh]

Ha why thats inpossible.

The tow bar would rip her kitten clean off.

16V_1600

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24th Feb 08 at 23:10