dan_c4rsa
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Registered: 12th Dec 06
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Over the years me and my mate stu have always been known for being dirty, but when i read back over this one, its even random for me.
we were on about our jobs, me photographying after uni, and stu setting up his own business.
Stu says:
i want business mate, sorry
Stu says:
haha
You Sir... Are a Cockpocket says:
furry muff you cockpocket
You Sir... Are a Cockpocket says:
you wont be laughing when im shooting smutty porno material with some latina called mariah axewound
You Sir... Are a Cockpocket says:
lmao
Stu says:
not really, you wouldn be getin in with the action... apart from barry the sound guy who's always picking his arse then sniffing his fingers...
You Sir... Are a Cockpocket says:
yeh i would - they just wouldnt know
You Sir... Are a Cockpocket says:
like, i'd say
You Sir... Are a Cockpocket says:
to get feeling, close you eyes and throw your head back
You Sir... Are a Cockpocket says:
keep your eyes shut
You Sir... Are a Cockpocket says:
TWOCK - 'porn actors knocked out'
You Sir... Are a Cockpocket says:
i move in
You Sir... Are a Cockpocket says:
jobs a winner
Stu says:
HAHAH
Stu says:
thats shocking mate
Stu says:
cold porking
Stu says:
i hope you'll apply a water based lubricant before the swipe so she doesnae notice
You Sir... Are a Cockpocket says:
yeh lol
You Sir... Are a Cockpocket says:
clever though
You Sir... Are a Cockpocket says:
and i could keep taking pictures
You Sir... Are a Cockpocket says:
if she found out i'd be like - dont worry love ive only got crabs. they wont kill ya'
Stu says:
hahaha
are we a bit wrong?
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Skylined
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i've had worse tbh
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Lawrah
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be my naughty school girl
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dan_c4rsa
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quote:
Originally posted by Skylined
i've had worse tbh
same - some things arent to be re-mentioned.
its just today i realised we dont actually talk about anything - just plain bullshit 
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Edd
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cheers you have ruined my friday afternoon
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Lawrah
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 Edd
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AdZ9
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I want the 45 seconds of my life back. Now.
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dan_c4rsa
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well you're not getting it so stop complaining 
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Edd
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quote:
Originally posted by Lawrah
Edd
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Nick-S
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what a random convo
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gianluigi
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you should see some of mine and steve's msn convos
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Sara
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Registered: 19th Apr 06
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quote:
Originally posted by gianluigi
you should see some of mine and steve's msn convos
Hi G Dawg
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Lawrah
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I could imagine they are pretty sick..
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gianluigi
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quote:
Originally posted by Sara
quote:
Originally posted by gianluigi
you should see some of mine and steve's msn convos
Hi G Dawg
howdy
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