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Fonz
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man comes home from work an dfinds his girlfriend with her bags packed. "whats going on" he says. "i'm leaving you" she replies. "but why?" he protests, "everything was fine this morning". I heard you are a paedofile came her reply

Paedofile?.....thats an awfully big word for a 10 yr old!




imagine my joy when getting out the christmas decorations i found a present i forgot to give the kids last year! the excitement on their faces were Christmas itself...until they unwrapped it and saw it was a puppy




Paddy shows a blonde the L and R on his wellies explaining they indicate Left and Right

oh she says, now i understand the C&A label on my thong!



(not my best selection)
Haimsey
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Kathryn W
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quote:
Originally posted by Fonz
Paddy shows a blonde the L and R on his wellies explaining they indicate Left and Right

oh she says, now i understand the C&A label on my thong!




Read that loads although only just got it
Conway563
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Funnier than the jokes tbh Kat
RyanSxi
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1st joke made me almost LOL in the office. had to contain myself

 
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