drunkenfool
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Registered: 7th Feb 03
Location: Hereford Drives: Audi R8 V8
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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall
> Humpty Dumpty had a great fall
> The structure of the wall was incorrect
> So he won a grand with Claims Direct.
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> It's Raining, It's Pouring.
> Oh s ** t, it's Global Warming.
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> Jack and Jill went into town
> To fetch some chips and sweeties.
> He can't keep his heart rate down
> And she's got diabetes.
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> Mary had a little skirt with splits right up the sides and everywhere that Mary went the boys could see her thighs.
> Mary had another skirt 'twas split right up the front … But she didn't wear that one often.
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> Mary had a little lamb her father shot it dead.
> Now it goes to school with her between two chunks of bread.
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> Simple Simon met a pie man going to the fair.
> Said Simple Simon to the pie man
> 'What have u got there?'
> Said the pie man unto Simon
> Pies you dickhead.
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> Mary had a little lamb it ran into a pylon.
> 10,000 volts went up its arse and turned its wool to nylon.
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> Georgie Porgie Pudding and Pie kissed the girls and made them cry.
> When the boys came out to play he kissed them too cause he was gay.
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> Jack and Jill went up the hill to have a little fun.
> Jill, the dill, forgot her pill, and now they have a son.
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> Jack and Jill went up the hill and planned to do some kissing.
> Jack made a pass and grabbed her ass now two of his teeth are missing.
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> Mary had a little lamb
> Its fleece was white and wispy.
> Then it caught Foot and Mouth Disease
> And now it's black and crispy.
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Whittie
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Registered: 11th Aug 06
Location: North Wales Drives: BMW, Corsa & Fiat
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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall
> Humpty Dumpty had a great fall
> The structure of the wall was incorrect
> So he won a grand with Claims Direct.
> ------------------------------------------------------------
> It's Raining, It's Pouring.
> Oh s ** t, it's Global Warming.
Best ones imo, some of the others are gash 
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Matt L
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Robbo
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Fonz
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Location: Newbury, Berks
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quote:
Originally posted by drunkenfool
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> Simple Simon met a pie man going to the fair.
> Said Simple Simon to the pie man
> 'What have u got there?'
> Said the pie man unto Simon
> Pies you dickhead.
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brilliant!!
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