dan_c4rsa
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Registered: 12th Dec 06
Location: North Yorks Drives: MK3 Seat Cupra
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some of these are funny as 
my personal fave is from the first section stating;
I saw a slow moving, sad faced old gentleman as he bounced off the roof of my car.
 forgot to put the link in 
http://www.swapmeetdave.com/Humor/Insurance/Insurance.htm
[Edited on 07-12-2007 by dan_c4rsa]
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Haimsey
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Registered: 8th May 05
Location: Nottingham Drives: Corsa B
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link
Marcy Marc 
White Sport Progress Thread
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BluKoo
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Registered: 8th Apr 02
Location: Stonehaven (Scotland)
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A truck backed through my windshield into my wife's face.
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Fonz
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Registered: 12th May 06
Location: Newbury, Berks
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I had been driving for forty years when I fell asleep at the wheel and had an accident.
tiredness kills!!!
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flame1987
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Registered: 20th Nov 06
Location: North Wales
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The guy was all over the road. I had to swerve a number of times before I hit him.
lmfao
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AndyKent
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Registered: 3rd Sep 05
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I told the police that I was not injured, but on removing my hat found that I had a fractured skull.
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G.C.M
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Registered: 14th Aug 03
Location: Sunderland
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Windshield broke. Cause unknown. Probably Voodoo
Was a classic years ago when i first heard it, still a classic now
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Whittie
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Registered: 11th Aug 06
Location: North Wales Drives: BMW, Corsa & Fiat
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lolol
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burgess
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Registered: 22nd Feb 04
Location: Norton, North Yorkshire
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Coming home I drove into the wrong house and collided with a tree I don't have
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Eck
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Registered: 17th Apr 06
Location: Lundin Links, Fife
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The pedestrian ran for the pavement, but I got him.
The guy was all over the road. I had to swerve a number of times before I hit him.
I was sure the old fellow would never make it to the other side of the road when I struck him.
To avoid hitting the bumper of the car in front I struck a pedestrian.
The pedestrian had no idea which way to run as I ran over him.
The car in front hit the pedestrian but he got up so I hit him again.
I saw a slow moving, sad faced old gentleman as he bounced off the roof of my car.
A pedestrian hit me and went under my car.
I saw her look at me twice. She appeared to be making slow progress when we met on impact.
LMFAO at each and every one of them
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richardworrall
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Registered: 20th Sep 05
Location: Derby
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that is so Jasper Carrot from about 15 years ago, you younger ones wont know what im talking about
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