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Poll: The dilemma - 5 minutes to decide my fate
Goto bed now and hold my gas in as best as possible? 7 (29.17%)
Leave it a few minutes and hope it clears? 7 (29.17%)
Leave it a good half hour and hope she falls asleep? 10 (41.67%)


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Jules
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20th Nov 07 at 23:43   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
The situation:
I have eaten a spicy as fuck pizza tonight, as a result I have a pretty stinky arse due to chronic wind.

The dilemma:
The GF has gone to bed as she has work tomorrow, I don't.
Do I goto bed now (as I said I'd be up in a minute and she'll probably be expecting me) with my stinky farts, or, do I leave it a while, hope she falls asleep but run the risk of her getting the hump with me for not going up when I told her I would, also risk waking her up if she's asleep which will only serve to annoy her more - and then if I keep dropping my guts I think that may be the final straw for her tonight!
Robbo
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3)
Tom
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Go and shit on her
C2RL R
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20th Nov 07 at 23:46   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
wheres the go to bed now and hold the cover her head whilst i fart option?
Ian
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20th Nov 07 at 23:47   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
There's no 'go now and if it needs to leave, show it the door'. Holding them in isn't healthy.
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20th Nov 07 at 23:50   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Option 4 is needed.

Slip into bed and give a good ole 'Dutch Oven'
Jules
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Right, just dropped my guts again, hopefully I've bought a bit of time before the next "departure" and she'll be in dreamland by then - I'm off to bed to run the gauntlet!

Toodles!
Mike GSi
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Good Luck TBh
flybikeslee
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using the laptop in bed or keep running to pc to update us?
ShEp
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fart then pull the covers over her head??

works for me

[Edited on 21-11-2007 by ShEp]
willay
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quote:
Originally posted by Ian
Holding them in isn't healthy.


I could of guessed you would of said that Ian !!!
Jules
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Outcome:
There was a major earth trembling "wind movement" just before I ventured upstairs, I crept in the room, she was asleep so it was all good.

Missions accomplished!
willay
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yay jules
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I would have dropped one on her face tbh

 
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