ChrisBoom
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Registered: 6th Dec 06
Location: Highland
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Oh, today was a joy of ouch, both incidents pretty 
First off all, had to take down a fence, was getting though it quite quick, then snipped one of the metal wires, sprung back, and bedded itself about 5mm into my hand
Then later on, while shifting some planks, i got a splinter that went into the skin, then out again about 1cm later 
Both of these fucking hurt btw
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Marc
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Registered: 11th Aug 02
Location: York
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No broken bones? Pah!
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Danny W
Organiser: East Midlands
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Registered: 14th Nov 05
Location: Northamptonshire
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today i burnt my eyebrows off & singed my eye lashes and hair diesel & fire = 
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mattk
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Registered: 27th Feb 06
Location: St. Helens
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quote:
Originally posted by Marc
No Comas? Pah!
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Marc
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Registered: 11th Aug 02
Location: York
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quote:
Originally posted by Danny W
today i burnt my eyebrows off & singed my eye lashes and hair diesel & fire =
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Danny W
Organiser: East Midlands
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Registered: 14th Nov 05
Location: Northamptonshire
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had the piss taken out of me all day
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Shelly
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Registered: 15th Nov 00
Location: Lancashire Drives: Astra H VXR
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I got whiplash off a waltzer on Saturday.
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STEvieXE
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Registered: 21st Jan 03
Location: Ballymena N.I.
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2day i broke a renault megane front wing. ( A GD ONE needed for the vehicle ie not damages scrap)
last week in one afternoon, i set myself on fire, broke a welder and then got seam sealer in my hair
Not having the best run at the minute
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andy1868
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Registered: 22nd Jun 06
Location: Burscough, Lancashire
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another screw from my chair fell out today, i'm down to 2 holding the top part onto the base. it could be the cause of a future accident in the workplace
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Robin
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Registered: 7th Jan 04
Location: Northants Drives: Clio 182 Cup
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I got spraypaint on my finger today.
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Russ
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Registered: 14th Mar 04
Location: Armchair
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quote:
Originally posted by Marc
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Originally posted by Danny W
today i burnt my eyebrows off & singed my eye lashes and hair diesel & fire =
diesel isnt flammable....
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Nic Barnes
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Registered: 5th Apr 04
Location: nowhere near ginger people
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ran over my own foot with a forklift truck i was driving
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jacko198
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Registered: 1st Mar 07
Location: Buckinghamshire
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quote:
Originally posted by andy1868
another screw from my chair fell out today, i'm down to 2 holding the top part onto the base. it could be the cause of a future accident in the workplace
Ring claims direct
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Kurt
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Registered: 23rd Oct 05
Location: Hi
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quote:
Originally posted by Russ
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Originally posted by Marc
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Originally posted by Danny W
today i burnt my eyebrows off & singed my eye lashes and hair diesel & fire =
diesel isnt flammable....
yes it is, its just not as flammable as petrol, so you need newspaper or plastic bags to ignite it
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johnhara1
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Registered: 19th Oct 06
Location: Newcastle upon Tyne
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A lad walked into the barbers last week with his eyebrows and hair all sindge. The barber asked him what happened and we couldnt stop laughing when he told us he'd tried to set a bbq up and used too much lighter fluid while he was pissed.
Whats even funnier was the fact he was limping, reason being he got so pissed off with the bbq he kicked it all over the garden and he thinks he's broke his foot
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Hammer
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Registered: 11th Feb 04
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quote:
Originally posted by Russ
quote:
Originally posted by Marc
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Originally posted by Danny W
today i burnt my eyebrows off & singed my eye lashes and hair diesel & fire =
diesel isnt flammable....
No? what happens in diesel cars then....hamster and a wheel?
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LoudandProud
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Registered: 12th Jan 01
Location: Stanway, Essex
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quote:
Originally posted by Hammer
quote:
Originally posted by Russ
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Originally posted by Marc
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Originally posted by Danny W
today i burnt my eyebrows off & singed my eye lashes and hair diesel & fire =
diesel isnt flammable....
No? what happens in diesel cars then....hamster and a wheel?
Compression to a high heat  then BOOM!
[Edited on 02-10-2007 by LoudandProud]
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Andy Stocker
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Registered: 31st Aug 00
Location: Herts Drives: Porsche 911
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quote:
Originally posted by Shelly
I got whiplash off a waltzer on Saturday.
And 2 black eyes 
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Danny W
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Registered: 14th Nov 05
Location: Northamptonshire
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quote:
Originally posted by Russ
quote:
Originally posted by Marc
quote:
Originally posted by Danny W
today i burnt my eyebrows off & singed my eye lashes and hair diesel & fire =
diesel isnt flammable....
i bet you a pack of smarties it is flammable .. i have no eyebrows to prove it
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Shelly
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Registered: 15th Nov 00
Location: Lancashire Drives: Astra H VXR
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quote:
Originally posted by Andy Stocker
quote:
Originally posted by Shelly
I got whiplash off a waltzer on Saturday.
And 2 black eyes
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mattk
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Registered: 27th Feb 06
Location: St. Helens
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Deisel is flamable if compressed or sprayed, tip a bucket of deisel onto a small fire and it will put it out, spray it on, you have a big fire
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BigSte
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Registered: 27th Aug 02
Location: Sheffield
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paper cut
Dangerous job being an accountant!!
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_Allan_
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Registered: 24th Mar 04
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quote:
Originally posted by Shelly
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Originally posted by Andy Stocker
quote:
Originally posted by Shelly
I got whiplash off a waltzer on Saturday.
And 2 black eyes
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