mattwhite
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This is Damn serious stuff....beer contains female hormones!
Last month MSU scientists released the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of femalehormones in beer.
Men should take a concerned look at their beer comsumption. The theory is beer contains female hormones (hops contain phytoestrogens); therefore, by
drinking enough beer, men can turn into women. To test the theory, 100 men each drank 8 pints of beer within a one hour period. It was then observed that 100% of the tests subjects:
1. Argued over nothing.
2. Refused to apologize when obliviously wrong.
3. Gained weight.
4. Talked excessively without making sense.
5. Became overly emotional.
6. Couldn't drive.
7. Failed to think rationally.
8. Had to sit down to urinate.
No further testing was considered necessary.
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pdwhelan
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Mike
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Ally
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8. - dont you guys just piss anywhere when drunk? Fuck sitting down, you just piss down the side of someones car
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pdwhelan
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yeh anywere, and i have noticed alot of guys that do it outside of a shop (during the day time) and then turn around talking to his friends shaking his wang not even i would do that! it happened just as some lady's were walking passed aswell but i dont think they noticed! (why the fuck i did i havnt got a clue) 
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Tommy L
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where did you source this from matthew
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mattwhite
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just sharing it 
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Dean_W
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quote:
Originally posted by Ally
8. - dont you guys just piss anywhere when drunk? Fuck sitting down, you just piss down the side of someones car
Isn't it legal to piss in public on the rear passenger side wheel of your own car?
I'm sure i heard that somewhere 
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pdwhelan
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Wouldnt it be illegal to piss on any wheel of your own car in public?
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gavin18787
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Registered: 22nd Feb 05
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Drives supercharged Tec with torque  
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Dean_W
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Registered: 13th Dec 05
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I dunno.
Tried googling pissing on rear wheel, but it doesn't come up with much.
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SetH
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Registered: 15th Jul 01
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Ally i can piss in your mouth if you so desire.
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Mather.16v
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sent round the office
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Ricky352
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i doubt that its legal, as that wud be exposing urself in public
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Daimo B
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quote:
Originally posted by Ally
8. - dont you guys just piss anywhere when drunk? Fuck sitting down, you just piss down the side of someones car
None of my mates or myself would ever piss down someones car.......
Off the top of a bridge accross the M25 yeah, but not while the cars parked up no way. Thats just rude
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Ally
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When i locked up at the pub i work at some bloke was pissing up the side of the steps that go upto the main road, i was quite disturbed
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Russ
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piss in a policemans helmet if your preggers
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Calum
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Location: Edinburgh, City of Edinburgh
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quote:
Originally posted by Ricky352
i doubt that its legal, as that wud be exposing urself in public
a male may urinate in public, so long as it is on the rear wheel of his motor vehicle, and his right hand is on the vehicle.
In Scotland it is illegal to be drunk and in possession of a cow.
Crazy stuff....
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LeeM
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Registered: 26th Sep 05
Location: Liverpool
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ancient byelaw to be honest, feel free to piss on ure car you'll still get done for havin ure nob out in public
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mattk
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Registered: 27th Feb 06
Location: St. Helens
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my mate had a piss in the letterbox of our local specsavers on thursday night,
My GF works there so I txt her telling her NOT to get the mail in the morning
some other girl ended up getting it
I have a vid as well haha
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Planty02
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Registered: 5th Mar 05
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Thread of the month TBH
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