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Jules S
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Bloody Neighbours ....



We have a huge council house in our street.

3 generations of the same family seem to live there. The head of the family is a grumpy old woman with a pack of fierce dogs.

Her car isn't taxed or insured, and doesn't even have a number plate, but the police still do not do anything.

Her bad tempered old man is always upsetting foreigners with racist comments. One of the local shopkeepers blames him for ordering the murder of his son and his girlfriend but nothing has been proved yet. The police don't even want to investigate it properly

All their kids have broken marriages except the youngest, who everyone thought was gay.

None of them have proper jobs, yet they never seem to be short of money. Two of their grandsons are meant to be in the Army but are always out in local nightclubs.

Its so bad their antics are always in the papers. Opinion is that they are out of control, and should be evicted......













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.......The sooner they are out of Windsor Castle the better!
All Torque
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That made me 'guffaw'
Colin
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hahaha
JM Curdy
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strange.....

jus got the exact same joke in an email
VegasPhil
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