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Colin
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For goin offshore, been told ive got slightly high blood pressure, & a lil bit overweight

Passed the piss in the cup test no prob's, despite all the air-bourne ganga in the tests at T in the park at the weekend that I must have inhailed

The Dr asked to see my sausage & sprouts aswell..............said hmmmmm, then ok pull your trousers back up now

SetH
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10th Jul 07 at 16:42   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
you told me on messenger he probed your anus to examine your prostate.
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asked to see them eh?
Steve X16XE
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quote:
Originally posted by Colin

The Dr asked to see my sausage & sprouts aswell..............said hmmmmm, then ok pull your trousers back up now



You won't be needing these any more............... SNIP
Colin
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Originally posted by willay
asked to see them eh?


Yeah he was foreign, said can you undo your trousers & I look at your genitles

So I dropped them
Icy
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did u whack him with it
onhis forehead
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quote:
Originally posted by Colin


The Dr asked to see my sausage & sprouts aswell..............said hmmmmm, then ok pull your trousers back up now



SetH
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colin where are you going?

Jade can visit jodi and mines special van.
Colin
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Im going to find oil in the North Sea.
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Who is it your working for?
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colin where are you going?

Jade can visit jodi and mines special van.


please do tell
SetH
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all to be revealed in time my child..
Colin
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quote:
Originally posted by J-Me
Who is it your working for?


Opito for 18 months Training, then get taken on by Shell, Total or Chevron.
James
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10th Jul 07 at 20:31   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Sausage and sprouts.
Jamie
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quote:
Originally posted by Colin
quote:
Originally posted by J-Me
Who is it your working for?


Opito for 18 months Training, then get taken on by Shell, Total or Chevron.


Good luck buddy
R Lee
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Did he touch them, cup them, carress them, or lick them?
Colin
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quote:
Originally posted by J-Me
quote:
Originally posted by Colin
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Originally posted by J-Me
Who is it your working for?


Opito for 18 months Training, then get taken on by Shell, Total or Chevron.


Good luck buddy


Cheers man, Looking forward to getting started.....new challenge & all that

If im posted at the Aberdeen training center i'll look you up for a midweek pint
Colin
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quote:
Originally posted by Richard Lee
Did he touch them, cup them, carress them, or lick them?


Just looked then quickly said right pull your pants back up Was a bit strange
R Lee
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10th Jul 07 at 21:29   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
I'm no doctor... hence i'm asking...

Why did he need to see?!?!?!
mav
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10th Jul 07 at 21:57   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Good luck Buddy..

and I think your doc was a wee bit gay wanting just to see them
surely he would want a feel to find any abnormalities

 
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