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Jamie
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As thousands of Glaswegians queued, moaned and sneakily sipped Buckfast on a rainy Saturday afternoon, one man stood vigilant outside the airport terminal. Baggage supervisor, hero, smoker. John Smeaton.

Little did he know, as he happily dragged on his fag, that two crazed al-Qaeda operatives were preparing to meet their maker. But they didn’t meet their maker. Instead they met BAA’s answer to Jack Bauer.

As the Jeep’s engine revved and the passenger started chucking the petrol containers out the windows like he was Santa in Shettleston, one man stepped in to help The Law take control.

http://johnsmeaton.com/
Jambo
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2nd Jul 07 at 12:10   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Give that man an MBE and some elecution lessons
Kurt
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Hammer
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Those hapless al-Qaeda boys were to find out that Glasgow has no respect for international terrorism. Nobody gets between 10,000 Weegies and a £99 week in Ibiza booked on Thursday night through Barrhead Travel.

And most of all, no-one messes with The Polis. Not in this town.


LMAO
Eck
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2nd Jul 07 at 12:49   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
No-one messes with the Polis
cossie_corsa
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2nd Jul 07 at 18:27   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Blitz Spirit

Here’s to John. This man shows us that the law-abiding, honest, brave citizen is still very much with us. Here’s to his heroism, his straightforward belief in right and wrong, his support for Law and Order, and his willingness to give a good kicking to someone richly deserving it.
Chris Bingham
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2nd Jul 07 at 18:33   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Watch the man in action, he is a legend now!

http://www.cnn.com/video/#/video/world/2007/06/30/sot.glasgow.smitten.eyewitness.cnn
RCoughtrie
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Chris Bingham
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2nd Jul 07 at 18:41   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
The best bit is his BBC 24 interview where he compares the gas cannister to (as I quote) "Someone chucking a lit deoderant can on a bonfire"

Only in Scotland!
smack
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he seems extreamly animated when talking, like he has touretts or somethin
ed
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2nd Jul 07 at 18:55   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Who is he? The website is annoying to read, it's like poetry written in English by a French retard.

[Edited on 02-07-2007 by ed]
Jamie
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2nd Jul 07 at 19:06   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
John Smeaton.
ed
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2nd Jul 07 at 19:07   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Great.
Jamie
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2nd Jul 07 at 19:08   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Bad day Ed?

Deedums.
cunningham
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Legend vote him for prime minister lol
Skylined
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2nd Jul 07 at 19:16   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
the man was in flames

 
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