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Dan
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   30th Jun 07 at 19:52   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
I work for volvo trucks as a mechanic, and theres about 15 people work there.

out of us 15, there is only 1 smoker, who decided today he was going to create merry fuck because he didnt have a smoking shelter ready for the new law, and that he will get wet when smoking.

As the depot manager told him, there is no chance he will get one, i decided id be the kind caring guy i am and make him 1.

1 drum, 1 length of 1x2 wood and a few mircials later, his shelter arrived




He hasnt seen it yet, but i hope he likes it

while is was outside making it, i thought id balance the fork truck on my can of pepsi




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Robin
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30th Jun 07 at 19:54   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
It's illegal for him to smoke in it, it's got 3 enclosed sides and is too small.

Unlucky for him
ed
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So did you do any work?
IvIarkgraham
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do some fucking work
Dan
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erm...yes but it was slack near end of day, so thought id experiment

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IvIarkgraham
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im gonna contact you bosses
Kif
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how did you get the forklift on the can
IvIarkgraham
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i would say crane but its outside so unless that truxk has one on there i dont know
Dan
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30th Jun 07 at 20:00   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
now that my friend is magic

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Kif
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pdwhelan
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HAHAHA i love it, and WTF with the random can! good one
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Adam-D
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the forks of the truck are raised a little and then theres a heavy weight on them tipping the fork lift up then shove a can in there and thats the illusion

be it a weight on the forks or you have jammed them in somthing and raised it till it tipped a little, you get the same effect


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30th Jun 07 at 20:30   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Oh yeh I remember working on forklifts raising about 18 x 11 gallon kegs (6 per pallet stacked 3 high) REALY high, it was scary shit but funny
Kurt
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30th Jun 07 at 20:49   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Robin
It's illegal for him to smoke in it, it's got 3 enclosed sides and is too small.

Unlucky for him


was about to say something like that
Dan
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thats the way adam, i stuck 2 1ton blocks on the forks, and raised them

the other picture i had was better, i had my mate lifting the forklift lol

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lmfao

forklifts are ace
ash87
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lmao at his 'shelter'
Dan
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best bit is, he is the most miserable git in the place, so it will go down a treat lol

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