corsa_chelle
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> >
> >>>SING IT GIRLS!!!
> >>>At first I was afraid, I was petrified.
> >>>When you said you had 10 inches, Lord I almost died!
> >>>But I'd spent so many years just waiting for a man that long, that
> >>>I grew strong, and I knew that I could take you on...
> >>>But there you are, another lie,
> >>>I was ready for a Big Mac and you've brought me a French fry!
> >>>I should have known that it was bulls***t, just a sad pathetic dream
> >>>Should have known there was no Anaconda lurking in those
> >>>Jeans!
> >>>Go on now - go! , Walk out the door,
> >>>Don't you promise me 10 inches, then turn up with only 4!
> >>>Weren't you a brat to think I wouldn't find you out!?
> >>>Don't you know we're only joking when we say size don't count??!!
> >>>
> >>>[Chorus]
> >>>
> >>>I will survive! I will survive!
> >>>Cuz as long as I have batteries,
> >>>My sex life's gonna thrive!
> >>>I will always have good sex,
> >>>With a handful of latex!
> >>>I will survive! I will survive! Hey! Hey!
> >>>
> >>>It took all my self control not to laugh out loud,
> >>>When I saw your little weiner standing tall and proud!
> >>>But to hell with your ego and to hell with all your needs,
> >>>Now I'm saving all my lovin' for a cordless multispeed!
> >>>
> >>>[Chorus]
> >>>
> >>>I will survive! I will survive!
> >>>Cuz as long as I have batteries,
> >>>My sex life's gonna thrive!
> >>>I will always have good sex,
> >>>With a handful of latex!
> >>>I will survive! I will survive! Hey! Hey!
> >>>Send this to all of the cool chicks you know, and all the dude's who can
> >>>handle this new remix...
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dave17
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TBF she probably had a stinking minge bucket anyway
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Jamie
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 @ Dave
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C2RL R
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that original song makes me cringe and your version doesn't do much for me either.
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Kellye
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where did u find that?
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corsa_chelle
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my mate sent me it on a email
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gianluigi
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TheCam
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hahahaha
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Jason Iles
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I'd be quite happy with 4 inch's TBH 
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corsa_chelle
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quote:
Originally posted by Jason Iles
I'd be quite happy with 4 inch's TBH
poor you 
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gianluigi
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quote:
Originally posted by Jason Iles
I'd be quite happy with 4 inch's TBH
lets dock
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SetH
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quote:
Originally posted by dave17
TBF she probably had a stinking minge bucket anyway
FPMSL, most shit hot statement youve ever made i salute you
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All Torque
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The title says "one for all the girls!!1! lol" So why did so many blokes post in here?  
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SetH
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Registered: 15th Jul 01
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because since the dawn of time the girls have always invaded our threads often as result of insecurity and HEFFERNESS.
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All Torque
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sunnyb
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quote:
Originally posted by dave17
TBF she probably had a stinking minge bucket anyway
spot on fella
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