STEvieXE
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Registered: 21st Jan 03
Location: Ballymena N.I.
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Paddy and Mick are walking down a street in London. Paddy (FROM CORK)
happens
to
look in one of the shop windows and sees a sign that catches his
eye.
The sign said "Suits £5.00 each, Shirts £2.00 each, Trousers
£2.50
per pair."
Paddy says to his pal, "Mick, look! We could buy a whole lot
of
dose,
and when we get back to Ireland, we could make a fortune. Now when
we
go
into the shop, you be quiet, okay? Just let me do all the talking
cause
if they hear our accent, they might not be nice to us. I'll speak
in
my
best English accent. "
Roight y'are, Paddy, I'll keep me mouth shut, so I will." says
Mick.
They go in and Paddy says, "I'll take 50 suits at £5.00 each,
100
shirts at £2.00 each and 50 pairs of trousers at £2.50 each. I'll
back up
my truck and..."
The owner of the shop interrupts, "You're from Ireland, aren't
you?"
"Well ..... yes," says a surprised Paddy. "How der hell d' y'
know dat?
The owner says, "This is a dry cleaners." 
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