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Author handing in my notice
Matt L
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1st Jun 07 at 13:19   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

what the hell do i write??

cheers matt
IvIarkgraham
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1st Jun 07 at 13:24   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

i quit
Marc
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1st Jun 07 at 13:25   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Dear Mr Man

I am giving ones months notice from the above date

Yours sincerly

Matt L
Mike GSi
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1st Jun 07 at 13:30   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

dear codfaced fuckwit.

i hate my fucking job therefore i am quiting one month from today. so suck my balls and lick my arse.

TTFN
Ben D
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1st Jun 07 at 13:31   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by mikegsic16xe
dear codfaced fuckwit.

i hate my fucking job therefore i am quiting one month from today. so suck my balls and lick my arse.

TTFN


If you hand that in i dont think you will even have to work your notice, how nice.... \/\/inner
Mike GSi
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1st Jun 07 at 13:34   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

i normally just walk out tbh, fair play to ya for doing it properly
Aaron
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1st Jun 07 at 13:35   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Get a sheet of blank A4...write "my notice" on it.

Walk over to you boss and say "Hi, can i hand you this". Give it to him, clap your hands, turn your back and walk away
Blade_sri
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1st Jun 07 at 13:49   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

get a sick note, get 2 months full pay on the sick, tell them ur quiting
dazavich
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1st Jun 07 at 13:50   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Dear (name)

As required by my contract of employment, i hereby give you (timescale)weeks notice of my intention to leave my position as (job title)

I wish both you and (company name) every good fortune and would like to thank you for having me as part of your team

Yours Sincerely

(your name)

Should do the job mate, lol

[Edited on 01-06-2007 by dazavich]
Rachael 1985
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1st Jun 07 at 13:57   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Someone with a sensible answer
CoastalCorsa
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1st Jun 07 at 13:58   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

try this site

http://www.i-resign.com/uk/letters/letters.asp
dazavich
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1st Jun 07 at 14:06   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by CoastalCorsa
try this site

http://www.i-resign.com/uk/letters/letters.asp


That's where my reply was from.

Its bailed me out several times, lol
Colin
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1st Jun 07 at 14:11   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

I quit my job almost 1 year ago (will be 1 year next week) Ive never been happier - go for it dude
Rus
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1st Jun 07 at 14:12   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by dazavich
quote:
Originally posted by CoastalCorsa
try this site

http://www.i-resign.com/uk/letters/letters.asp


That's where my reply was from.

Its bailed me out several times, lol


rolfcopter
Sam
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Registered: 24th Dec 99
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1st Jun 07 at 15:02   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Dear boss,

I quit.

Regards,

Matt L and the team at corsasport.co.uk

PS I've been having an affair with your wife. Will you still write me a good reference?
Matt L
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1st Jun 07 at 15:13   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by Sam
Dear boss,

I quit.

Regards,

Matt L and the team at corsasport.co.uk

PS I've been having an affair with your wife. Will you still write me a good reference?


that one wont work lol my manager is ghey (in both senses of the word)
Matt L
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1st Jun 07 at 15:14   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by dazavich
Dear (name)

As required by my contract of employment, i hereby give you (timescale)weeks notice of my intention to leave my position as (job title)

I wish both you and (company name) every good fortune and would like to thank you for having me as part of your team

Yours Sincerely

(your name)

Should do the job mate, lol

[Edited on 01-06-2007 by dazavich]


cheers i think ill use that although some of the other replies would be nice to say to them lol.
Butler
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1st Jun 07 at 15:15   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Dear Mr Gay,

C u next tuesday.

Matt L
Sam
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1st Jun 07 at 15:20   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by Butler
Dear Mr Gay,

C u next tuesday.

Matt L


All Torque
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Registered: 17th Nov 05
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1st Jun 07 at 21:44   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Darling fascist bully-boy,

Everyone on www.corsasport.co.uk suggest that you are indeed a nun's vag and I'm only resigning now because I'm fucking you daughter and i didnt want to get the 'tin rack'. plus its obvious that you smell bad and your wifes got an ugly face and this company is headed down teh pan.

Regards, you shit.

Matt Lindenburg.
Matt L
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1st Jun 07 at 21:46   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

haha my last name is spelt a bit wrong lol. and errm hes GHEY. therefore no wife or daughter
All Torque
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1st Jun 07 at 21:48   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by Matt L
haha my last name is spelt a bit wrong lol. and errm hes GHEY. therefore no wife or daughter


Okay then:

Dear Love of my life, apple of my desire, lube to my *ildo...

I love you and shit but Its time for me to move on.

Yours dribblingly
Matt Lindt.
Matt L
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1st Jun 07 at 21:49   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

lmao i like it. (my names still wrong tho)
All Torque
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1st Jun 07 at 22:01   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

*cuddles*

 
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