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Adam_B

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Registered: 13th Dec 00
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25th May 07 at 20:34

im sat there in my car on the front minding my own buisness eating my harry ramsdens when this man and woman start arguing, bit of a domestic like. Anyway theres a few people watching but they carry on anyway, complety ignoring the folk around them.

The womans holding a kid and the guy is getting madder and madder, now im thinking do you step in and say something or what? I mean this guy is really mad, arms are going and everything, the woman puts the kid down and they start pushing each other so i get out of the car and start heading over.

Theres quite a crowd watching now, im all ready for getting hold of this bloke when a copper turns up, anyway i stand back and let him try and sort it but this couple are really raging. At one point the bloke goes for the copper cos hes between him and this woman

the 2 of them are almost wrestling, this bloke is small but quite strong. As the copper is dealing with the bloke he doesnt see the woman pick up a stick, just as the copper turns round she smacks him with it right on his head and he goes down, out cold

I'm all ready for diving in now but just as im about to go running up a crocodile jumps out of nowhere and eats all the sausages.

eddiewhiteley

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25th May 07 at 20:36

quote:
Originally posted by Adam_B
im sat there in my car on the front minding my own buisness eating my harry ramsdens when this man and woman start arguing, bit of a domestic like. Anyway theres a few people watching but they carry on anyway, complety ignoring the folk around them.

The womans holding a kid and the guy is getting madder and madder, now im thinking do you step in and say something or what? I mean this guy is really mad, arms are going and everything, the woman puts the kid down and they start pushing each other so i get out of the car and start heading over.

Theres quite a crowd watching now, im all ready for getting hold of this bloke when a copper turns up, anyway i stand back and let him try and sort it but this couple are really raging. At one point the bloke goes for the copper cos hes between him and this woman the 2 of them are almost wrestling, this bloke is small but quite strong. As the copper is dealing with the bloke he doesnt see the woman pick up a stick, just as the copper turns round she smacks him with it right on his head and he goes down, out cold

I'm all ready for diving in now but just as im about to go running up a crocodile jumps out of nowhere and eats all the sausages.

and thats why i hate blackpool

STEvieXE

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Registered: 21st Jan 03
Location: Ballymena N.I.
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25th May 07 at 20:40

i was at a stag in blackpool last wkd, great craic

Adam_B

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25th May 07 at 20:41

thanks for ruining my already shite joke

mooney

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25th May 07 at 20:52

thats the way to do it

Matt H

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25th May 07 at 20:56

Brilliant

abdus

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25th May 07 at 20:59

STEvieXE

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26th May 07 at 12:12

i dont get it

IvIarkgraham

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26th May 07 at 12:20

its that puppet show steve

cant think of the name now

STEvieXE

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26th May 07 at 12:27

ah thanks..

All Torque

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26th May 07 at 12:31

Bravo sir.

mattk

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26th May 07 at 12:32

Punch and Judy

Dan

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26th May 07 at 17:51

i fell right into that 1 lol

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Carl

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26th May 07 at 17:54

quote:
Originally posted by Dan
i fell right into that 1 lol

so did i.

Ben G

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26th May 07 at 17:56

aint got a clue what your on about mate

i actually thought it was true until the last sentence

Mike

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26th May 07 at 21:11

Took me about 5 minutes to get that.

Carl

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26th May 07 at 22:01

quote:
Originally posted by Ben G
aint got a clue what your on about mate

i actually thought it was true until the last sentence

thats the whole point you CHUMP.

Matt H

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26th May 07 at 22:36

Had so many people with this today

Adam_B

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27th May 07 at 09:52

Matt

M2RTY

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27th May 07 at 12:18

2 minutes to get it

andy1868

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27th May 07 at 14:44

i fell for that because up until the last sentance it probably happens for real every day in blackpool

me and a mate randomly drove there once because we were in southport and could see blackpool across the bay so decided to go. we got there about 3pm and it was just full of young wasted people leering at young girls and fighting. i'm not going back there

corsa_chelle

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27th May 07 at 14:49

Natalie

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27th May 07 at 20:03

I used to love the illuminations in blackpool, the wax museum was rubbish though

BTW it was YEARS ago that I went and saw the illuminations

willay

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28th May 07 at 10:14

I get it its a joke

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