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James
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An octopus walks into a bar and says "I can play any musical instrument you like". An Englishman gives him a guitar which he plays better than Hendrix. Irishman gives him a piano which he plays better than Elton John. Scotsman throws him a set of bagpipes. The octopus fumbles about for a couple of minutes and the Scotsman says "What's wrong - can you not play it?" The octopus says "Play it? - I'm gunna fuck her brains out once I get her pyjamas off!"

The end.
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Willay I was in Cannon Street yesterday xxx
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Willay I was in Cannon Street yesterday xxx


Cool, I probably saw you but didnt say anything. where did you go
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Willay I was in Cannon Street yesterday xxx


Cool, I probably saw you but didnt say anything. where did you go


I had a job interview at Merrill Lynch
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Yeah? I had lunch yesterday
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heard it before
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