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jay kay
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10th Apr 07 at 23:59   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
she probably thinks your gay tbh
CorsAsh
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11th Apr 07 at 00:00   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
It's probably Chris_uk with a new number tbh.
Steve X16XE
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11th Apr 07 at 00:00   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
do deed, do deed.

Need pics
Robin
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Antz
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quote:
Originally posted by Robin
CS phone sex orgy


"Hang on love I just need to plug the mic in and put you on loud speaker"

[Edited on 11-04-2007 by Antz]
Steve X16XE
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11th Apr 07 at 00:01   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
ooooh mamma
Antz
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11th Apr 07 at 00:02   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
it's not Chris and she def. knows I'm NOT gay!
Steve X16XE
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quote:
Originally posted by Antz
it's not Chris and she def.


I cot confused when i read that bit
CorsAsh
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quote:
Originally posted by Antz
it's not Chris and she def. knows I'm NOT gay!
You sure? Has she seen your flappy paddle Citroen?
Antz
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11th Apr 07 at 00:03   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
yeah, dilema, how to have phone sex with a de(a)f bird called Chris?
Antz
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quote:
Originally posted by CorsAsh
quote:
Originally posted by Antz
it's not Chris and she def. knows I'm NOT gay!
You sure? Has she seen your flappy paddle Citroen?


It's not, it's fully manual 1.6
Steve X16XE
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LMAO
jay kay
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'is she deaf ? put it in her ear
Antz
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and it would be short of a miracle if she had seen it, I've not fucking seen it since it got stolen!!!!
Steve X16XE
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11th Apr 07 at 00:05   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
well get ur slow car round there and make up for things when ur there......
CorsAsh
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quote:
Originally posted by Steve X16XE
quote:
Originally posted by Antz
it's not Chris and she def.


I cot confused when i read that bit
Phone sex with a deaf girl is like having normal sex with a girl who's paralysed from the waist down.

Other analogies include phone sex with earplugs being the same as wearing a condom for humping.
Antz
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quote:
Originally posted by jay kay
'is she deaf ? put it in her ear
it's ok mate, it's getting late
Steve X16XE
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11th Apr 07 at 00:06   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Antz
and it would be short of a miracle if she had seen it, I've not fucking seen it since it got stolen!!!!


Car or little Antz........

Now i'm confused
Antz
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11th Apr 07 at 00:07   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Steve X16XE
quote:
Originally posted by Antz
and it would be short of a miracle if she had seen it, I've not fucking seen it since it got stolen!!!!


Car or little Antz........

Now i'm confused


My "flappy paddle car"
Steve X16XE
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11th Apr 07 at 00:08   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
tell here you'll be round in 5 and that ur taking ur hi-res camera.....
Antz
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Nah, I took a £36k Digital HD Broadcast camera to one of Chris' pieces house in the hope to get some good footage after work the other night... not worth it TBH
Sam
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11th Apr 07 at 07:35   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Phone sex is well easy, I once done that with an ex whilst browsing CS of all things, at the same time PMSL!
RyanSxi
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quote:
Originally posted by Sam
Phone sex is well easy, I once done that with an ex whilst browsing CS of all things, at the same time PMSL!


"I'm gonna stick it in your.....Match Day....shit i mean.."

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