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Author Joke for the day... hope its not a repost
Richie
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30th Mar 07 at 10:19   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Two golfers were on the golf course when one of the men pulled out a cigarette and asked his friend for a light.

His friend pulls out a 12 inch Bic lighter.

"Wow, where did you get such a large Bic?"

"Oh my genie got it for me"

"Your genie, you have a genie? Where is he?"

"He's in my golf bag"

The friend says, "can I see him?" His friend says "yes, sure".

So the friend looks in the bag and out comes the genie. The man asks "Would you grant me just one wish?"

The genie says "yes, just one wish".

So the man wishes for a million bucks. The genie goes back in the golf bag without saying a word.

Pretty soon, the sky turns dark and gets even darker. The man looks up and sees a million ducks flying over. He gets really upset and says "what the hell is wrong with your genie? is he hard of hearing? I said a million bucks not a million ducks!"

His friend says "Do you really think I asked for a 12 inch Bic?"
Whittie
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Location: North Wales Drives: BMW, Corsa & Fiat
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30th Mar 07 at 10:20   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
--Dave--
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30th Mar 07 at 10:22   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
laughing out loud
nathy_87
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30th Mar 07 at 10:26   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
i like it
nathy_87
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30th Mar 07 at 10:26   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
:O Whitte is back ive only just relised
Eck
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30th Mar 07 at 12:40   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by --Dave--
laughing out loud
Matt L
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Aaron
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30th Mar 07 at 12:43   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
i just died laughing and then came back to life
J B
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dazavich
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Cupra Steve
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pow
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30th Mar 07 at 13:45   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
:lmao!
dave17
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30th Mar 07 at 13:59   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
was sooooooooo predictable, but it made me chuckle
Rob H
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30th Mar 07 at 15:52   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Could see the punchline as soon as it said 12 inch bic
Ally
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Bad Richie, get back in your cage

 
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