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VegasPhil
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27th Mar 07 at 11:25   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an
attractive woman waving at him. She says hello.

He's rather taken a back because he can't place where he knows her from. So he says, "Do you know me?"

To which she replies, "I think you're the father of one of my kids."

Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his wife and says, "My God, are you the stripper from my bachelor party that I made love to on the pool table with all my buddies watching while your partner whipped my butt with wet celery???"

She looks into his eyes and says calmly,

"No, I'm your son's teacher."





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Cybermonkey
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27th Mar 07 at 11:26   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
terrible
Fee
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willay
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Scotty_B
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Tom
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quality
Kurt
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you wouldnt find that on your penguin
SteveW
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27th Mar 07 at 12:36   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by kurtofcc
you wouldnt find that on your penguin


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rossnomore
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27th Mar 07 at 12:48   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
got sent a good one 2day

Bus load of nuns die in a crash and go 2 heaven. St peter asks the first nun "have u ever had contact with a penis?"
she says "i have touched 1 with my finger"
St peter says dip it in holy water, he then asks the nxt nun, "I fondled one"
"put ur hand in holy water"
suddenly there was a commotion as a nun pushes her way to the front of the que. St peter asks whats up
"well if im going to gargle that water i want to do it before sister ann sticks her arse in it!!
Behr
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willay
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deano87
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VegasPhil
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27th Mar 07 at 13:38   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by willay
http://www.willay.net/lol.jpg


OMG

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abdus
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and @


quote:
Originally posted by willay
http://www.willay.net/lol.jpg



J B
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