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Colin

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Registered: 4th Apr 02
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22nd Mar 07 at 23:43

John O'Reilly hoisted his beer and said, "Here's to

spending the rest of me life, between the legs of me

wife!" That won him the top prize at the pub for the

best toast of the night!

He went home and told his wife, Mary, "I won the prize

for the best toast of the night"

She said, "Aye, did ya now. And what was your toast?"

John said, "Here's to spending the rest of me life,

sitting in church beside me wife"

"Oh, that is very nice indeed, John!" Mary said.

The next day, Mary ran into one of John's drinking

buddies on the street corner. The man chuckled

leeringly and said, "John won the prize the other

night at the pub with a toast about you, Mary"

She said, "Aye, he told me, and I was a bit surprised

meself. You know, he's only been there twice in the

last four years. Once he fell asleep, and the other

time... I had to pull him by the ears to make him come."

Robin

Premium Member