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Author Who needs Chuck Norris when you have Vin Diesel
Eck
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17th Mar 07 at 18:06   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Saw these on a mates Bebo and thought I'd share them Regardless of repost possibility

"If you rearrange the letters in Vin Diesel it reveals his credo: "I End Lives."
"Vin Diesel always asks for the same Christmas gift: A box of Smurfs and a sledgehammer. "
"When Vin Diesel donates blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket"
"Vin Diesel can watch a season of "24" in just three hours. "
"Vin Diesel is the only one who can "try this at home."
"Vin Diesel impaled over 40 horses to make what he calls "an authentic" Merry-Go-Round."
"Vin Diesel plays Minesweeper with real mines."
"Vin Diesel runs with scissors."
"Google won't search for Vin Diesel because it knows you don't find him, he finds you."
"Vin Diesel is Luke's real father."
"Vin Diesel can slam revolving doors"
"Once a cobra bit Vin Diesel's leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died."
"When Vin Diesel exercises, the machine gets stronger."
"M.C. Hammer learned the hard way that Vin Diesel can touch this."

I loved the 24 one

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17th Mar 07 at 18:09   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Vin Diesel runs with scissors
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ghosts exist when vin diesel kills people faster than death can process them ....
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17th Mar 07 at 18:15   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
I was going to add that, but Chuck Norris already laid claim to that.
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17th Mar 07 at 18:25   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
chuck norris is far better lol
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17th Mar 07 at 18:34   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Eckmcmann
"M.C. Hammer learned the hard way that Vin Diesel can touch this."


Too right i still feel violated to this day
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17th Mar 07 at 18:56   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Jack Bauer is better
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17th Mar 07 at 19:41   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
lmfao!!

 
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