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gianluigi
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a woman in a coma was getting a bed bath, when she responded to being touched round the vaginal area. the nurse called the husband in and told him that oral sex might awaken her. so the nurse leaves the husband to it. 2 mins later the woman is dead. the nurse asked what happend...the husband replied "duno, perhaps she choked"
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CorsAsh
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Man goes for a fertility test, is given a cup and told to go into a sideroom to rub one out...

On his way there, he passes another fella being given a top notch blowjob by a hot nurse, so, he goes back to the reception and asks why he gets that treatment...

"Simple..." comes the reply "...he's on BUPA."
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both as funny as haemroids whilst bein suckd off by a lady boy
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quote:
Originally posted by Deano_sxi
both as funny as haemroids whilst bein suckd off by a lady boy


Agreed, they've both been eclipsed in the comedy stakes by your spelling of haemorrhoids.
gianluigi
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quote:
Originally posted by Deano_sxi
both as funny as haemroids whilst bein suckd off by a lady boy


mine wasnt meant to be funny...it actually happend
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Originally posted by CorsAsh
quote:
Originally posted by Deano_sxi
both as funny as haemroids whilst bein suckd off by a lady boy


Agreed, they've both been eclipsed in the comedy stakes by your spelling of haemorrhoids.


having not experienced this i havent had to watch my doctor write out the prescription for the last 2 years

how is your mother today?
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Still proud of me for being literate
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