Fonz
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Registered: 12th May 06
Location: Newbury, Berks
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A man asked his wife what she'd like for her birthday.
"I'd love to be eight again" she replied.
On the morning of her birthday he arose early, made her a nice big
Bowl of Coco Pops and then took her off to the local theme park.
What a Day!
He put her on every ride in the park:
The Death Slide
The Wall of Fear
The Screaming Monster Roller Coaster.
Five hours later she staggered out of the theme park. Her head was
reeling and her stomach felt upside down. Right away they journeyed
to a McDonalds where her loving husband ordered her a Happy Meal with
extra fries and a refreshing chocolate milk shake.
Then it was off to the movies: the latest Star Wars epic, a hot
dog, popcorn, all the Coke she could drink, her favourite lolly and
M&Ms
What a fabulous adventure!
Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed onto the
bed exhausted. He leaned over his precious wife with a big smile
and lovingly asked "Well Dear, what was it like being eight again?"
Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed
"I meant my dress size, you f*ckin tw*t"
The moral of this story : Even when a man is listening, he's still
gonna get it wrong....
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andy1868
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Registered: 22nd Jun 06
Location: Burscough, Lancashire
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Liam
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Registered: 19th Jan 06
Location: Stafford
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Didn't laugh
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mav
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Location: Scotland
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--Dave--
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Registered: 17th Feb 04
Location: Essssseeeeex Drives: Black Supra TT
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quote: Originally posted by Liam
Didn't laugh
ditto
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sxibeast
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Registered: 6th Aug 03
Location: Milton Keynes
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lol!
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Cupra Steve
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Registered: 7th Nov 06
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quote: Originally posted by --Dave--
quote: Originally posted by Liam
Didn't laugh
ditto
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