Thoday
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Registered: 12th Jan 03
Location: Drove kitted corsa b now standard corcs c exclusiv
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MEN have 2 heads and WOMEN have 4 lips The American Dental Association says semen cuts plaque and tartar by 77%. Suck a dick and save a smile...
If u have sex 365 times a yr and u melted down all da condoms 2 make a tire what would u call it? a fuckin goodyear!
Sex is like playing spades. If u don't have a good partner, u better have a good hand.
Big Bad Wolf told lil red riding hood lift ur top so i can suck ur tits. no, she said while lifting her skirt, eat me like the fuckin book says!
A rooster and a cat were playing by the pool. the cat fell in and the rooster laughed. The cat said, a wet pussy always makes a cock happy!
Girls have unique magic tricks, they get wet without water, bleed without injury, and make boneless things hard.
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mattk
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Registered: 27th Feb 06
Location: St. Helens
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 the old ones are the best
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abdus
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Registered: 23rd Feb 06
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Liam
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Registered: 19th Jan 06
Location: Stafford
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All Torque
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Registered: 17th Nov 05
Location: Milton Keynes Drives: Ford Focus TDCi
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*copies to email* sent
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Whittie
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Registered: 11th Aug 06
Location: North Wales Drives: BMW, Corsa & Fiat
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Tom
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Registered: 3rd Apr 02
Location: Wirral, Merseyside
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last one classic
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Matt L
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Registered: 17th Apr 06
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almost burst out laughing in my lesson then HAHAHAHAHAHA.
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Scotty_B
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Registered: 11th Jun 03
Location: East Kilbride
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Mather.16v
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Registered: 1st Nov 04
Location: Stockport
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