CorsAsh
Member
Registered: 19th Apr 02
Location: Munich
User status: Offline
|
Our house has just gone on the market, and we had our first viewing today... by the Singh family. Mum, dad, two daughters and what we can only assume to be the sister of the mother.
Come traipsing in, barely acknowledge my mum and dad, and instead of being shown around, just disperse through the house of their own accord. The best part is then when they say something to mum and dad, then discuss it further between themselves in their own sodding language! How rude can you get?
I hope they do buy this house, most of the locals hate coloured people, so they'll get their come uppance for being so ignorant. 
Disclaimer - I know this is not a wholly representative sample of people in the asian community but unfortunately it's a common behavioural trait
|
Matt H
Member
Registered: 11th Sep 01
Location: South Yorkshire
User status: Offline
|
How did you bid them farewell?
|
deano87
Member
Registered: 21st Oct 06
Location: Bedfordshire Drives: Ford Fiesta
User status: Offline
|
Drain the toilets then leave a couple of surprises for when they move in 
Or hide some fish behind the radiators.
[Edited on 14-02-2007 by deano87]
|
Tommy L
Member
Registered: 21st Aug 06
Location: Northampton Drives: Audi wagon
User status: Offline
|
two fingers up i assume
|
Hammer
Member
Registered: 11th Feb 04
User status: Offline
|
If they buy it leave them a wee package behind the radiators
i.e. a steaming bag of shite.
|
Nath
Member
Registered: 3rd Apr 02
Location: MK
User status: Offline
|
quote: Originally posted by deano87
Drain the toilets then leave a couple of surprises for when they move in
Fill the cistern and toilet with bubble bath, one flush later........ 
[Edited on 14-02-2007 by Nath]
|
Nath
Member
Registered: 3rd Apr 02
Location: MK
User status: Offline
|
quote: Originally posted by Hammer
If they buy it leave them a wee package behind the radiators
i.e. a steaming bag of shite.
or an egg
|
deano87
Member
Registered: 21st Oct 06
Location: Bedfordshire Drives: Ford Fiesta
User status: Offline
|
quote: Originally posted by Nath
quote: Originally posted by deano87
Drain the toilets then leave a couple of surprises for when they move in
Fill the cistern and toile with bubble bath, one flush later........
Brilliant - will have to remember that one for 1st April
|
andy1868
Member
Registered: 22nd Jun 06
Location: Burscough, Lancashire
User status: Offline
|
piss in the cistern, so when they flush, piss comes out
|
Nath
Member
Registered: 3rd Apr 02
Location: MK
User status: Offline
|
quote: Originally posted by deano87
quote: Originally posted by Nath
quote: Originally posted by deano87
Drain the toilets then leave a couple of surprises for when they move in
Fill the cistern and toile with bubble bath, one flush later........
Brilliant - will have to remember that one for 1st April
Nobody has pissed me off enough to do it yet
|
Robbo
Member
Registered: 6th Aug 02
Location: London
User status: Offline
|
do the old fish in the curtains trick like was in fhm
|
CorsAsh
Member
Registered: 19th Apr 02
Location: Munich
User status: Offline
|
quote: Originally posted by Matt H
How did you bid them farewell?
Unfortunately, I was at work, or I would have given them a decent send off
|
Sam
Moderator Premium Member
Registered: 24th Dec 99
Location: West Midlands
User status: Offline
|
They sound like freshies!
|
abdus
Member
Registered: 23rd Feb 06
User status: Offline
|
|
CorsAsh
Member
Registered: 19th Apr 02
Location: Munich
User status: Offline
|
quote: Originally posted by Sam
They sound like freshies!
Is freshies another word for "cunts"?
|
Rachel H
Member
Registered: 12th Nov 03
Location: Berks
User status: Offline
|
Straight off the boat.
More often than not they are just coming around to be nosy, we had asians look at our house when we were selling, they aren't intresting in buying at all, they come around 2 minute look then fook off again, or it could have been the fact I left my guns on the wall along with the swastikas around it
|
Matt H
Member
Registered: 11th Sep 01
Location: South Yorkshire
User status: Offline
|
|
CorsAsh
Member
Registered: 19th Apr 02
Location: Munich
User status: Offline
|
Rachel, I didn't know you shared Ollies love for guns and swastikas 
Apparently they didnt look like new immigrants, looked like they'd been here a while - makes their behaviour worse IMO.
[Edited on 14-02-2007 by CorsAsh]
|
ed
Member
Registered: 10th Sep 03
User status: Offline
|
quote: Originally posted by CorsAsh
quote: Originally posted by Sam
They sound like freshies!
Is freshies another word for "cunts"?
Freshies are the polite ones. usually.
It's the ones who have been here for a while that fuck me off at the moment. No respect.
|
CorsAsh
Member
Registered: 19th Apr 02
Location: Munich
User status: Offline
|
See above ed.
And FPMSL at Matt
|
Matt H
Member
Registered: 11th Sep 01
Location: South Yorkshire
User status: Offline
|

|
Scotty C
Member
Registered: 6th Nov 05
Location: Kidderminster Drives: 1.6 16v Sport
User status: Offline
|
My boss is a sikh, and he speaks in his own language all the time really fucks me off. So rude! Got something to say, wait till later or until no-one is around. Grrrr.
Oh his last name is Singh 
[Edited on 15-02-2007 by Monster]
|
Icy
Member
Registered: 31st Jan 01
Location: Edinburgh Drives: Mk3 Golf Gti
User status: Offline
|
quote: Originally posted by Monster
Oh his last name is Singh 
all sikh's are singh
|