Danny P
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Registered: 20th Nov 02
Location: Cleckheaton, West Yorkshire
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This letter was recently sent by Tesco's Head Office to a customer in Oxford:
Dear Mrs. Murray,
While we thank you for your valued custom and use of the Tesco Loyalty Card, the Manager of our store in Banbury is considering banning you and your family from shopping with us, unless your husband stops his antics. Below is a list of offences over the past few months all verified by our surveillance cameras:
1. June 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's trolleys when they weren't looking.
2. July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3. July 7: Made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to feminine products aisle.
4. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official tone, "Code 3" in housewares..... and watched what happened.
5. August 14: Moved a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
6. September 15: Set up a tent in the outdoor clothing department and told shoppers he'd invite them in if they would bring sausages and a Calor gas stove.
7. September 23: When the Deputy Manager asked if she could help him, he began to cry and asked, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
8. October 4: Looked right into the security camera; used it as a mirror, picked his nose, and ate it.
9. November 10: While appearing to be choosing kitchen knives in the Housewares aisle asked an assistant if he knew where the antidepressants were. ( My favourite )
10. December 3: Darted around the store suspiciously, loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
11. December 6: In the kitchenware aisle, practised the "Madonna look" using different size funnels.
12. December 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when people browsed, yelled "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
13. December 21: When an announcement came over the loud speaker, assumed the foetal position and screamed "NO! NO! It's those voices again."
And; last, but not least:
14. December 23: Went into a fitting room, shut the door, waited a while; then yelled, very loudly, "There is no toiletpaper in here."
Yours sincerely,
Charles Brown
Store Manager
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Jambo
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FPMSL numbers 3 & 10
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Mav 3000
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Registered: 16th Aug 01
Location: Leicestershire
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How could the surveilance cameras know what he was saying to customers?
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Colin
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Registered: 4th Apr 02
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Pea Roast 
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Whittie
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Registered: 11th Aug 06
Location: North Wales Drives: BMW, Corsa & Fiat
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quote:
Originally posted by Colin
Pea Roast
X2
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Steve X16XE
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Registered: 31st Dec 06
Location: Barnsley, South Yorkshire
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 LMAO!!!
FANTASTIC!!!
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baza31
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Registered: 19th Apr 03
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14 is very good
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Kif
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Registered: 13th Jan 05
Location: Doncaster, South Yorkshire
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I've done number 12 before 
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Whittie
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Hello Kif 
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Kif
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Location: Doncaster, South Yorkshire
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marklaruk
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Location: Leeds
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quote:
Originally posted by Mav 3000
How could the surveilance cameras know what he was saying to customers?
very funny but i wish people wouldn't make it into a thing where supposidly tesco has sent it to a customer
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CraigyG
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Registered: 20th Oct 02
Location: Newcastle Upon Tyne
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quote:
Originally posted by marklaruk
quote:
Originally posted by Mav 3000
How could the surveilance cameras know what he was saying to customers?
very funny but i wish people wouldn't make it into a thing where supposidly tesco has sent it to a customer
Agreed, this is well old. I think originaly it was "14 Things To Do When Shopping"
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