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All Torque
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9th Feb 07 at 14:05   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Brett, what can you 'bring to the table'?
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touching base

I love that one
All Torque
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quote:
Originally posted by --Dave--
touching cloth

I love that one


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quote:
Originally posted by All Torque
Brett, what can you 'bring to the table'?


Well 'i'm in the business of creating synergies' mate, if we're going to 'move forward' we're going to have to 'take a stab in the dark' on this one
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quote:
Originally posted by All Torque
Brett, what can you 'bring to the table'?


Well 'i'm in the business of creating synergies' mate, if we're going to 'move forward' we're going to have to 'take a stab in the dark' on this one


WHAAAAAAAT?
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exactly
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Originally posted by BarnshaW
what a boring thread


You are boring. Log off the internet.
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We have a few people in my place like that. Put it in the bath, see if it floats.
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Originally posted by All Torque
On my CV I've put 'Retail stockroom and shop floor sales re-plenisher' instead of 'shelf stacker'


Im an academic scientist, I specialize in the transfer of water and gas through tubes of semi prescious metals

In short im a plumber, Plumbing is an Academic science in our library
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Calling a shelf stacker a stock replenisher or a plumber an academic scientist is just rephrasing the title though.

Some of this 'run it up the flagpole' crap doesn't actually mean anything.
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Its kinda the same Ian. Just sounds better.

Like 'team leader' instead of Supervisor.
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LMAO ^^ yes exactly
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My mate does part time pot washing in a pub, his self made job title-

Ceramic Technician
All Torque
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Somehow my brother's job as being a traffic warden has now been changed to 'parking assisstant' still does the same thing, just no longer called a traffic warden.

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