Kif
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Location: Doncaster, South Yorkshire
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These past few weeks have been shoot. Apart from getting run over at work, i've been in a few fights on nights out 
I crashed my works van yesterday. Had a blow out at 60-70mph and left the road, up a verge, jumped 5 feet in the air and landed in a ditch  Now got severe whiplash and am gonna be off work.
Sunday i was at work and one of the guys got hit by a lorry reversing in the yard. Got a massive gash across his head too 8ish hours in a+e later i get out. Hospitals are shit 
Saturday i was in town, got hungry towards the end of the night so went to a food place. Was waiting for my kebab and 2 fat fuckers came in. Started asking the owners about their country and language. One moved onto a few lasses sat at the back and she kept telling him to go away. She started crying so i went over and told him to fuck off and leave her alone. He went but his mate started on the guys in the shop. One worker pulled a big knife sharpener thing and started threatening him. So i went up to the bloke, picked him up, carried him out and threw him on his ass. He started mouthing off and ran off to find his mates. 10 mins later i get surrounded by 5 lads and threatened and shit. Luckily a police van was parked near by.
Why am i so unlucky
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topshot_2k
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always happens to helpful bystanders
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All Torque
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Sorry to hear that
Stay in the shadows next time.
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TNM
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Kif you're a homo. This doesnt help matters.
[Edited on 07-02-2007 by TNM]
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Laney
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quote:
Originally posted by Kif
Saturday i was in town, got hungry towards the end of the night so went to a food place. Was waiting for my kebab and 2 fat fuckers came in. Started asking the owners about their country and language. One moved onto a few lasses sat at the back and she kept telling him to go away. She started crying so i went over and told him to fuck off and leave her alone. He went but his mate started on the guys in the shop. One worker pulled a big knife sharpener thing and started threatening him. So i went up to the bloke, picked him up, carried him out and threw him on his ass. He started mouthing off and ran off to find his mates. 10 mins later i get surrounded by 5 lads and threatened and shit. Luckily a police van was parked near by.
Why am i so unlucky
For what its worth, good on you for not standing for shit like that 
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Brett
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quote:
Originally posted by TNM
Kif your a homo. This doesnt help matters.
Neither does poor grammar tbh 
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Marc
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Would have loved to see you pick the guy up and throw him out  
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Kif
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He was waving his arms about, so i got my arms under his, hands round the back of his head and lifted. He weighed a fooking ton though.
I got free fags and food off the owners though so not all bad 
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RyanSxi
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where did you go for some snap? just curious 
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Kif
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quote:
Originally posted by RyanSxi
where did you go for some snap? just curious
Do you know doncaster?
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Marc
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Lovely place
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RyanSxi
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quote:
Originally posted by Kif
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Originally posted by RyanSxi
where did you go for some snap? just curious
Do you know doncaster?
i live in doncaster
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Marc
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I thought you were southern
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RyanSxi
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quote:
Originally posted by Marc
I thought you were southern
why's that marc
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Kif
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quote:
Originally posted by RyanSxi
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Originally posted by Kif
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Originally posted by RyanSxi
where did you go for some snap? just curious
Do you know doncaster?
i live in doncaster
Where abouts?
It was on silver street i think? Go past trilogy, past the traffic lights and theres a little food place called bodrum.
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deano87
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Registered: 21st Oct 06
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quote:
Originally posted by Kif
It was on silver street i think? Go past trilogy, past the traffic lights and theres a little food place called bodrum.
If the fat guys knew anything, this could have all been avoided. Bodrum is a Turkish town/city. Idiots.
There was a Panorama episode about members of the public being heroes. In hindsight you'd have probably been better off as a witness if anything.
Anyway, good for you for trying. And the blow out was hardly your fault, just one of those things - could happen to anyone of us!
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RyanSxi
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Registered: 26th Jul 06
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quote:
Originally posted by Kif
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Originally posted by RyanSxi
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Originally posted by Kif
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Originally posted by RyanSxi
where did you go for some snap? just curious
Do you know doncaster?
i live in doncaster
Where abouts?
It was on silver street i think? Go past trilogy, past the traffic lights and theres a little food place called bodrum.
thought you would say bodrum's, thats where i usually end up on a night out
i live in edenthorpe
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Kif
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I wasn't trying to be a hero. Just had too much to drink
I only stepped in cos of the lasses, i'm sure the owners could of handeled it but i dont stand for lads being twats with lasses.
Its my pet hate. I have to say something everytime i see it. Just how i've always been.
The crash was quite funny though. I ended up in the ditch and looked out my window to see the wheel trim rolling down the road
I think its a write off cos i ripped the front nearside wheel off 
Brand new astra van too with 1000 miles on the clock
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Kif
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quote:
Originally posted by RyanSxi
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Originally posted by Kif
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Originally posted by RyanSxi
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Originally posted by Kif
quote:
Originally posted by RyanSxi
where did you go for some snap? just curious
Do you know doncaster?
i live in doncaster
Where abouts?
It was on silver street i think? Go past trilogy, past the traffic lights and theres a little food place called bodrum.
thought you would say bodrum's, thats where i usually end up on a night out
i live in edenthorpe
What car do you drive? I'll give a wave if i see you 
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RyanSxi
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Registered: 26th Jul 06
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quote:
Originally posted by Kif
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Originally posted by RyanSxi
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Originally posted by Kif
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Originally posted by RyanSxi
quote:
Originally posted by Kif
quote:
Originally posted by RyanSxi
where did you go for some snap? just curious
Do you know doncaster?
i live in doncaster
Where abouts?
It was on silver street i think? Go past trilogy, past the traffic lights and theres a little food place called bodrum.
thought you would say bodrum's, thats where i usually end up on a night out
i live in edenthorpe
What car do you drive? I'll give a wave if i see you
good look spotting me, drive a 53 plate silver corsa sxi
just been past bodrums now actually, cudn't help but laugh at the thought of you carrying some1 out
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