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Steve
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Mrs says to me if i wash her car she will cook me a nice dinner and let me play xbox all evening.

So i wash half her car, the side facing the house, im now eating my nice meal and playing the xbox, she will notice tomorrow when she goes out but by then too late

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Steve.

What did she cook you for dinner?
Steve
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toad in the hole
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Jamie Walby
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This is even more impressive then.

And what game are you playing on the Xbox?
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lost planet
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Good story, I like it.
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Awesome. Ask her if she will cook me toad in the hole if I come and clean the other half.
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steves a funny bunny, after you ate toad in the hole, did you play steves toad in the hole
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if i clean the interior can i put my toad in her hole?
Mike
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I see a slight flaw in this plan.

Your gonna be in the doghouse tomorrow.

Probably to the point where you will go out and do the other side just to get out of the way, then when you've finished your Xbox will be on the front lawn with your clothes and other possesions.

Unless you have a very rare missus. The type that have a sense of humour.
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I washed mine and missus car today, mine took me about 1hr 30mins, missus car took me 10 mins
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if she starts kicking off il kick her in the minge

 
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