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Carl
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23rd Jan 07 at 12:21   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

He's a tramp kinda ecentric man who used to hang about Barnsley town centre, Usually dissappears for winter, think he gets locked up on purpose to get out of the cold. In summer he's usually knocking about with a stereo singing randomly.
Usually with a trolley pushing random shit about.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JH5EUjzPpLw

"Kipper Jackson a big legend all the way round Barnsley, you mention him and everyone knows him even the younger people know him even the people in manchester have heard about him from when he invaded the pitch stark bollock naked after been on the roof ot the west stand throwing slates at there fans, top bloke top fella"

[Edited on 23-01-2007 by Carl]
Whittie
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23rd Jan 07 at 12:27   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote



We got one in town, "sonny" havn't seem him in a while though, hes a drunk who cycles his bike everywhere, swears at everybody & sings as loud as his voice can go



[Edited on 23-01-2007 by Whittie]
Cosmo
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23rd Jan 07 at 12:28   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

every town/area has one of these
Shane
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23rd Jan 07 at 12:48   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Around Norwich we have the puppet man, he apears in spring and summer, there are vids of him on youtube aswel
Carl
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We also have a more local one called "the lipstick man" He rides around everywhere on an old racing bike and asks girls if he can borrow their lipstick. Think he's a bit special that one.
Colin
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He seems quite tame, our tramps called Cliff the Biff & hes a strange guy.....hes about 7ft tall aswell
Carl
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quote:
Originally posted by Colin
He seems quite tame, our tramps called Cliff the Biff & hes a strange guy.....hes about 7ft tall aswell


His special brew had probably not kicked in that day.
RPM
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23rd Jan 07 at 13:18   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

We had one, Dodgy Keith. He was right legend but he died recently.

Such greats and constantly talking to himself while high on crack and drunk.

Running into a chip shop and throwing a frog into the fryers.
andy1868
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we have one called Johnny Stiles, not so much crazy but a nice guy. he lives about a mile and a half from the village and walks down every day with a portable stereo playing the radio. he does it every day rain or shine. loads of people beep their horns or shout "hey johnny!" out of the window and he waves back every time.

theres also another guy that roams the village in the early hours every day because in the past he was supposed to meet his brother at the train station but he never turned up and it turned out that he had died. now he roams the village every night looking for him
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We used to have Karaoke Karen, who's stand in the town centre with a ghetto blaster ( ) dancing like a drunk, then if you tried to give her money, she'd chase you away
baza31
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old geezer round my way "welly bob jim" hes been around since the ice age. Really old guy who stinks of piss.



Aint seen him in a while but he is nakerd. ill be supprised if the legend makes it through this winter
Carl
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23rd Jan 07 at 18:52   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

at all the random names.
M2RTY
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3610OqAuxeE

my tramp
burgess
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we have chicken george who wears turbo wellies
chases kids who take the piss out of him
then we have some random old bird that paints her face black and acts like the crazy cat lady on the simpsons
and some deaf bloke that stands in the middle of traffic light in town directing all the cars whilst barking like a dog
I think we have to many here there shoud be one for each town/city
any one short of a tramp or crazy cat lady?


[Edited on 23-01-2007 by burgess]
marklaruk
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leeds city centre has many tramps... all are pretty boring drug using ppl, but there was bag man... he used to walk around with bags full of bags, he must have had about 5 bags full in each hand lol
baza31
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to be fair they dont cause any harm and make the day more interesting.

Mark330d
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we have 2 in glasgow.

First Up is this character

He looks like he has never made it home from a rave in 1990. He always wears the flurescent jacket, usually a hat with bells and bright coloured trousers. Walks about singing and talking to anyone that will be stupid enough to listen.

Next up We have the Legless Drunk (no pun intended)
He pushes himself about in a wheelchair always with a bottle of Buckfast and always drunk. He always tries to chat up nice looking burds and when it fails he shouts abuse at them which is hilarious to listen to. He also likes to throw himself infront of buses/cars etc at random. Saw him on my way to college one morning at 8am pushing himself down the middle of a very busy road and all the cars were tooting at him.
TNM
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23rd Jan 07 at 20:16   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by Colin
He seems quite tame, our tramps called Cliff the Biff & hes a strange guy.....hes about 7ft tall aswell


Steve W?
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TrctdZ3h6zo

 
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