Fee
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A woman scanned the guests at a party and spotted an attractive man standing alone.
She approached him. "My name is Carmen," she told him.
That's a beautiful name," he said. "Is it a family name?"
“No," she replied, "I gave it to myself. It reflects the things I like most - cars and men."
”What's your name?" she asked.
”Lagertits," he replied.
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Brett
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Tom
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That's quite funny
I thought it said larger as in bigger at first 
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Kathryn W
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I like it
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Fee
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Sick Leave
I urgently needed a few days off work, but I knew the Boss would not
allow me to take a leave. I thought that maybe if I acted "CRAZY"
then he would tell me to take a few days off. So I hung upside down
from the ceiling and made funny noises.
My co-worker (who's blonde) asked me what I was doing? I told her that
was pretending to be a light bulb so that the Boss would think I was
"CRAZY" and give me a few days off.
A few minutes later the Boss came into the office and asked "What are
you doing ? I told him I was a light bulb. He said "You are clearly
stressed out. Go home and recuperate for a couple of days."
I jumped down and walked out of the office. When my co-worker (the
blonde) followed me, the Boss said to her, " And where do you think
you're going?
She said, "I'm going home too, I can't work in the dark!"
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Tom
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poor fee, poor
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a_j_mair
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SXi_Tim
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Andy Stocker
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Fee
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Andy Stocker
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CoastalCorsa
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Roy Chubby brown, by any chance
boy - I gave my dick a pet name
Girl - Whats that then ?
Boy - supercallyfragalistidotious
Girl - Thats abit of a mouthful !
Boy - Exactly !
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SVM 286
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quote:
Originally posted by Fee
A woman scanned the guests at a party and spotted an attractive man standing alone.
She approached him. "My name is Carmen," she told him.
That's a beautiful name," he said. "Is it a family name?"
“No," she replied, "I gave it to myself. It reflects the things I like most - cars and men."
”What's your name?" she asked.
”Lagertits," he replied.
The original punchline is Charlie Beercunt, Fee
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