SVM 286
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Registered: 13th Feb 05
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...I got in late from work tonight and was eating my dinner and casualy flicking through the channels on the freeview box shortly after 9 o'clock.
I paused on some sort of scientific food programme (don't know the name of it) because there was an odd looking experiment going on that caught my eye.
Several women were being seperately tested. They were each given a small vial/test tube of fluid. Each one drank the contents and then judged it according to a card they had been given whether it tasted 'meaty', fishy', 'spicey', or 'fruity'.
Now I assumed this was a test of food flavourings, or maybe a comparison of how different people interpret different flavours using a control group.
However, after being briefly disgusted that a particularly fat and slutty looking member of the group made reference to it ''tasting like semen'', my disgust turned to shock and much more disgust on finding out that the substance was in fact...
...semen 
For fuck's sake! What the hell is this country coming too when prime time television on a high brow channel, paid for by the populace consists of a group of nasty women drinking spunk?! 
What next?...
'Jizz the nation' maybe...
Or perhaps a nice bathroom makeover programme for piss parties, or a live phone in poll on Saturday night at dinner time to vote for the most talented scat muncher.
Naturaly my dinner was a tad spoiled and i've been vomiting profusely ever since, hence the delay in my posting this.
I think Terry Wogan's gonna get a strongly worded letter at Points of View -
'POV
BBC TV
Complaints department
Re: Nut gravy munchers documentary
Dear Mr Wogan etc etc etc '
You get the picture.
Apologies for epic rant btw.
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Fonz
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this help?
http://www.bbc.co.uk/sn/humanbody/truthaboutfood/
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All Torque
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 Jim.
Impressive rant there 
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tom_simes
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Jim:
http://www.bbc.co.uk/sn/humanbody/truthaboutfood/sexy/spermtaste.shtml
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SVM 286
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Fonz - that's the one mate.
Pete - thank you 
Tom - No, that most certainly doesn't help <vomits some more>
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