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Simon_16v
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18th Dec 06 at 18:54   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Right at college theres this lad called lewis, basically he is a cnut. He try's to pick on people and make them feel small.

So from you guys i need some top quality ginger jokes

Dont let me down guys

Si
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18th Dec 06 at 18:55   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Ginger you say? Hmmmmmm
Simon_16v
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18th Dec 06 at 19:02   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Come on pete, im counting on you!
drax
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18th Dec 06 at 19:05   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Hes ginger, and your ASKING us for advice..

Jesus it cant be that hard.. He's.. ginger
Simon_16v
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18th Dec 06 at 19:07   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Yeah but he is also very good at reutrning the comments so i need some fresh material.

And from the stuff i read on here, jesus it will be funny

I'll try record it too for your enjoyment lol
drax
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18th Dec 06 at 19:08   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Man the fuck up and put HIM down infront of everyone, if he squares up, flaw him and finish with one the great action films one liners
Simon_16v
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18th Dec 06 at 19:10   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Cant do that, i need to finish my coursa at college lol unfortunately its a 2 year course and iv just started in september, otherwise i would have.
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18th Dec 06 at 19:15   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Put college property in his bag/car and report him.
Put paint/glue/celotape/sand/chalk in his hair.
Gain access to his camera phone and take an upskirt pic of his teacher with it.
Make him set off a fire alarm.
Ring in a bomb threat claiming you are him when giving deatails on the phone.
put salt in his drink/food. Pepper in his food if he is allergic. Chilli powder down his neck/back/in his hair.
pour acid on his clothing
tell him he is fat/ghey/has stupid hair/smells/has the clap/wears a bra.
Ro-Sham-Bo him.
Simon_16v
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18th Dec 06 at 19:18   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Lol very good pete, keep them coming :-p
mark_gsi
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18th Dec 06 at 19:19   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
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18th Dec 06 at 19:22   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by SRi_Si
Lol very good pete, keep them coming :-p


:lolsnowmanISafag: As long as you know what Ro-Sham-Bo means you'll be fine
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18th Dec 06 at 19:24   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Actually its 'Rochambeau
Robin
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18th Dec 06 at 19:24   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Just out of interest, how will mocking his hair colour make the situation any better?

Just rise above it.
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18th Dec 06 at 19:26   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
I agree, rise above it.

I was just having fun and NONE or my suggestions should be copied, Evar!












'sept Rochambeau
dna23
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18th Dec 06 at 19:35   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by SRi_Si
Cant do that, i need to finish my coursa at college lol unfortunately its a 2 year course and iv just started in september, otherwise i would have.


You won't get kicked out of college if they don't know who did it and it happened outside college hours.
Dave A
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18th Dec 06 at 19:48   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
rusty roof
















smelly gutter
haller14
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19th Dec 06 at 00:06   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Copper knob -- old as hell

 
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