Andrew
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A Mum had three virgin daughters. They were all getting married, and mum was a bit worried about how their sex life would get started. She made them all promise to send a postcard from the honeymoon with a few words on how marital sex was going.
The first daughter sent a card from her honeymoon in Hawaii two days after the wedding. The card said nothing but "Nescafe". At first mum was puzzled, but she went to the kitchen and got out the Nescafe jar. It said: "Good till the last drop." Mum blushed, but was pleased for her daughter.
The second girl sent her card from Vermont a week after the wedding. The card said only: "Benson & Hedges". Mum went to the drawer where her husband kept his cigarettes, and she read from the Benson & Hedges pack: "Extra long. King Size". Again mum was slightly embarrassed, but she was happy for her daughter.
The third girl left for her honeymoon in the Caribbean. Mum waited for a week, nothing. Another week went by and still nothing. Mum started to get really worried. Then after a month, the card finally arrived, written on it with shaky hand writing were the words "British Airways".
Mum took out her latest Harpers Bazaar magazine, flipped through the pages fearing the worst, and finally found the ad for BA. The ad said: "Three times a day, seven days a week, both ways."
Mum fainted ....
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Adam-D
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GTS-T Rob
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haha quality joke mate, not heard that one before 
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Liam
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Sam
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ClaireF
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Dan B
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Heard before, but still
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loo_goblin
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new one, very funny, may have to put it on face book or myspace
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SteveW
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thats pretty good dude.
well done
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Jonny P
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haha like that 
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Icy
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