Ojc
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 Taken from www.playgroundlaw.com
Blatant disregard of being sent out of class
Jon Fennell got sent out of history - can't remember why. What I DO remember is that moments later, the classroom door crashed open and Jon burst in 'riding' an industrial floor waxer, 'revving' the handlebars and shouting 'VHRUMMM! VHRUMMM!'.
I don't think I've ever felt more love for another man than at that moment.
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James
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FPMSL
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--Dave--
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Ojc
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I find it even more hilarious because its something that me and my mates would have done given the opportunity, we were forever being sent out.
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--Dave--
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gay showers
One of our school bullies used to walk around the changing room wearing only a towel. He would order you to look at him, whereupon he would open the towel and expose himself to you.
He would then (after putting some clothes on) beat you up for being 'gay'.
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James
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Dave IMO your employers are lucky to have you 
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--Dave--
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this one made me ROFFLE
[BT]
Stands for Big Tits. Requires two participants and a big titted girl. One boy shouts "beeee... teeee..", the other runs up to punch the tits and shouts "Cellnet!"
Then both parties run away, because punching girls in the tits gives them cancer.
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WTF
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BarnshaW
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lmao thats some funny stuff
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Liam
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quote:
Originally posted by --Dave--
gay showers
One of our school bullies used to walk around the changing room wearing only a towel. He would order you to look at him, whereupon he would open the towel and expose himself to you.
He would then (after putting some clothes on) beat you up for being 'gay'.
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Ludacris Turbo
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Boy X: "What's five pax plus five pax?"
Boy Y: "Ten pax?"
Boy X: "Do you get it?"
Boy Y: "Er... Yes. Yes I do."
By trying desperately not to look stupid, 'Y' has made a fatal error in admitting that he buys Tampax. 'Y' has also acknowledged that he is gay, and that once a month, he has a period out his arse.
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gavin18787
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Drives supercharged Tec with torque  
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ed
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i fucked my sister
The brilliantly misguided defense used by a contemptible shit in my year by the name of Ben Wilbur, when encircled by a group of 12-year olds, doubtless virgins themselves, mocking him for not ever getting his oats.
He was roundly hated before he revealed he'd spaffed in his sister, but after that bullying efforts were trebled on the irritating twat (he used to get in your face and make a noise like Snarf out of the Thundercars, the cunt), culminating in the most astonishing display of mass youthful brutality I've ever seen, nay, been party to. To win some friends, he climbed onto the school roof one lunchtime to retrieve a football. Seeing him up there, prancing round like a cock, made some sort of collective tolerance get breached, and suddenly the hapless wank was bombarded with rocks – even the fucking prefects were joining in, loner girls who'd never been heard to speak were fucking pelting the git and baying for blood. Mad, sad, and a little frightening. The whole school got bollocked immediately after lunch in the only emergency assembly we'd ever had, with Ben getting carted off in an ambulace.
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myke
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love that site.
i sometimes read them on the phone while i'm on the train.
i might buy the book
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mav
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quite funny..I was forever out in the corridor at school..
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Demo
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:ROFLCOPTER:
theres a book? consider it bought 
EDIT :
£5.49 over at play.com
bought it along with the modern toss book ive been on about getting for months. consider it an early christmasmas pressie for myself
[Edited on 24-11-2006 by Demo]
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