Jambo
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HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY?
> >(written by kids)
> >
> >
> >You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like
> >sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep
> >the chips and dip coming.
> >-- Alan, age 10
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> >
> >No person really decides before they grow up who they're going to
> >marry. God decides it all way before, and you get to find out later who
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> >you're stuck with.
> >-- Kristen, age 10
> >
> >
> >WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED?
> >Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person FOREVER by
> >then.
> >-- Camille, age 10
> >
> >HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED?
> >You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at
> >the same kids.
> >-- Derrick, age 8
> >
> >
> >WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON?
> >Both don't want any more kids.
> > -- Lori, age 8
> >
> >WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE?
> >Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to know
> >each other. Even boys have something to say if you listen long enough.
> >-- Lynnette, age 8 (isn't she a treasure)
> >
> >On the first date, they just tell each other lies and that Usually gets
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> >them interested enough to go for a second date.
> >-- Martin, age 10
> >
> >
> >WHAT WOULD YOU DO ON A FIRST DATE THAT WAS TURNING SOUR?
> >I'd run home and play dead. The next day I would call all the
> >newspapers and make sure they wrote about me in all the dead columns.
> >-- Craig, age 9
> >
> >WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE?
> >When they're rich.
> >-- Pam, age 7
> >
> >The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn't want to mess with
> >that.
> >- - Curt, age 7
> >
> >The rule goes like this: If you kiss
> >someone, then you should marry
> >them and have kids with them. It's the right thing to do.
> >-- Howard, age 8
> >
> >IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED?
> >It's better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need someone
> >to clean up after them.
> >-- Anita, age 9 (bless you child)
> >
> >HOW WOULD THE WORLD BE DIFFERENT IF PEOPLE DIDN'T GET MARRIED?
> >There sure would be a lot of kids to
> >explain, wouldn't there?
> >-- Kelvin, age 8
> >
> >And the #1 Favorite is........
> >HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK?
> >Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks like a truck.
> >-- Ricky, age 10
The last one   
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--Dave--
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PMSL @ the last one
and Howard's one
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RyanSxi
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great
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Dean_W
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Kathryn W
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Kids speak the truth dont they 
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andy1868
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i love it. anita sounds like my kind of female (not 9) but boys need someone to clean up after them
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mooney
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lol @ kelvin, smart 8 year old
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Whittie
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quote:
> >The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn't want to mess with
> >that.
> >- - Curt, age 7
Obviously been told to stay away from girls
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