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Martyn
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7th Nov 06 at 12:15   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
I was on the net looking for practice theory tests and come across this
http://www.ktab.co.uk/drivingtheorytest/mock/
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most amusing
Natalie
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Teddy
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Thats cracking
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How do you know you’re on black ice?

Torville and Dean overtake you



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All Torque
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Why should you be careful when passing this vehicle?

It’s bigger than you and could crush you like a twig



LMAO! Havent laughed so much in ages
All Torque
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"beep your horn loudly" is the answer to nearly every question
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no way pete















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once again i have c/w to do and lecture notes to write up but ive ended up on here i had intentions of starting at 2.30pm

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and im stilllllllllll here but now i have toasted cobs and jam i need to do some work


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7th Nov 06 at 15:24   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Your car stalls on a level crossing. You decide that it’s really not your day as the barriers come down. You should

Mark one answer

Leave your car and run in blind panic, facilitating the death of hundreds
Continue to try and start your obviously-buggered car, facilitating the death of hundreds and yourself
Proceed to the nearest public convenience and change your trousers
Beep your horn loudly


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7th Nov 06 at 15:25   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by All Torque
"beep your horn loudly" is the answer to nearly every question


I noticed that too
SXi_Tim
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7th Nov 06 at 15:52   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Brilliant
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7th Nov 06 at 17:12   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
"Well done! You have completed the mock theory test. You are now ready to start causing real road accidents"
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7th Nov 06 at 18:18   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
certified by
The Statto-JTA Mock Driving Theory Test
You’re a
horn-happy
driverYou just love your horn.
Whenever the opportunity arises to beep your horn loudly, you’re there. You love the limitless power your horn affords you to mildly annoy other road users.
A shame you never mastered the gearstick
Dan B
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You're an aggressive driver

Other road users make you angry.
A strong candidate for a road-rage incident, there's nothing that makes you more cross than sharing the nation's tarmac with the bunch of imbeciles who call themselves drivers. They won't be laughing when you get the road tax on your M1 Abrams tank.

[Edited on 07-11-2006 by Dan B]

 
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