Skylined
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Was with a good lady friend of mine in a local club on saturday nite, at the bar getting drinks as you do....
This short haired chav lad staring at me from 2 or 3 metres away just goes 'You're a Div you!" to which i burst into laughter as i haven't heard that since primary school 
He then started giving it big asking for a fight etc before being shouted at by the barmaid, told to kindly F*** Off by my lady friend and ushered to the door by a large bald security guard
Chavs...gotta love em 
Classic
[Edited on 06-11-2006 by Skylined]
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Whittie
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Div is a  word when you were 10. So was "Twonk".
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Cosmo
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next he'll be shoving his tongue down his bottom lip
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CorsAsh
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And...
...willy 
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Liam
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quote:
Originally posted by Cosmo
next he'll be shoving his tongue down his bottom lip
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Hammer
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my mate was ripping my other mate for being bald in the pub at the weekend singing 'id rather shag my own father than be bald' at which point a follically challenged burly bouncer tapped him on the shoulder
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Nismo
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Dinnlo!!
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Crutey
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Seems to be a running theme lately, i was out last week and a lad started, luckily i know the staff and bouncers etc, he got gripped to be thrown out just as he went to crack me, unfortunately i did crack him as he was bein grabbed. Messed him up a bit, shame
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Matt H
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spastic
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aim1
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I think you'll find its scope.
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Skylined
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quote:
Originally posted by aim1
I think you'll find its scope.
PMSL gervais strikes again
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skell
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Registered: 18th Sep 05
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quote:
Originally posted by Crutey
Seems to be a running theme lately, i was out last week and a lad started, luckily i know the staff and bouncers etc, he got gripped to be thrown out just as he went to crack me, unfortunately i did crack him as he was bein grabbed. Messed him up a bit, shame
 so you got your bigger mates to grab him while you thumped him Law of the playground broken. weed.
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