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Author Jimmy Carr - Stand Up on C4 now!
Cosmo
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30th Oct 06 at 23:02   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Ge tit on, its one of his DVDs, so so so so funny!
Cosmo
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30th Oct 06 at 23:31   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
'so how old is you bouyfriend then? He's your brother....stop shagging him then'
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30th Oct 06 at 23:32   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
"You are here?....... Your travel agent is a cnut"
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30th Oct 06 at 23:33   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
been watchin this funny as fuk finishes soonish tho
woodywoods12345
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30th Oct 06 at 23:34   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
"it looks like someone has spunked on your shirt"
chris-sri
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^^ The glass is half full then
Dom H
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Saw this show live earlier this year! Quality!
Cosmo
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quote:
Originally posted by woodywoods12345
"it looks like someone has spunked on your shirt"


t-shirt like a plasters radio!
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quote:
Originally posted by Cosmo
quote:
Originally posted by woodywoods12345
"it looks like someone has spunked on your shirt"


t-shirt like a plasters radio!


Should get Greg to ask Stan Collymore for his opinion on the reference to him in that joke.
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30th Oct 06 at 23:37   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Skin heads at the front didnt like it
woodywoods12345
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30th Oct 06 at 23:41   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
sticker on the bak of a lorry saying- "how am i driving"
.........well if you dont know.....
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30th Oct 06 at 23:43   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
if ur not part of the solution, your a solid or a gas
chris-sri
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30th Oct 06 at 23:43   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
I thought about the sign gag the other day when I got the "Police Slow" sign out of the back of the car. Is that an instruction or a description?

[Edited on 30-10-2006 by chris-sri]
Cosmo
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30th Oct 06 at 23:45   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
yeah, there is a cash machine near me that says...

free cash
machine

it doesnt give out free cash though
Cosmo
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30th Oct 06 at 23:48   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
love that Nana joke
chris-sri
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"I'd imagine what I've created is the longest journey home ever"
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30th Oct 06 at 23:57   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
"What he said without skipping a beat was ugh who got your mum"

[Edited on 30-10-2006 by chris-sri]
Dom H
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quote:
Originally posted by Cosmo
Skin heads at the front didnt like it
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31st Oct 06 at 09:49   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
I'm seeing him in November and i'm on the 2nd row, i'm scared now!!

Was funny as fook though
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31st Oct 06 at 13:36   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
You know, "You see a fruit machine...you rob it". "how long have you been casing that particular job?!"

[Edited on 31-10-2006 by aim1]
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quote:
Originally posted by liveseytowers
I'm seeing him in November and i'm on the 2nd row, i'm scared now!!

Was funny as fook though
Was front row went I went mate
skell
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31st Oct 06 at 18:16   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Was fairly funny at times and shit at times........... what the fuck was the bloke going on about robbing a fruit machine for.......... made a right prick of himself.

 
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