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mwg
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26th Oct 06 at 12:18   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Guy that I work next to has just got back from collecting samples from a sewage plant to be sent away to a lab. Now he has his head resting on the table, looks rough as fuck and says he is feeling sick

Glad I didn't get that job
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26th Oct 06 at 12:22   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote


Wait to see if he grows a third nipple. Then point and laugh.
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26th Oct 06 at 12:32   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
FFS he looks like he is going to cry

He's just said to me somethings going to come out and I dont know which end then run off to the toilet

Yeah thanks for that
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26th Oct 06 at 12:34   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
pics/vids of work colleague shitting and vomiting
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26th Oct 06 at 12:36   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
What do you do Matty?

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I'm a CAD technician for a Civil Engineering firm. So mainly do construction of roads and buildings but occasionally have to do a bit of drainage works. Hence the samples from a sewage treatment works.

I'll probably end up having to go next time seen as though its made him like this. He has always been a bit squeamish TBH so prob not the best person to send in the 1st place
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26th Oct 06 at 12:40   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
tell them you're not going because it turned your colleague into the Incredible Hulk.
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26th Oct 06 at 12:40   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote


If i was sent to do a job like that I would probably be having my head resting on the table
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26th Oct 06 at 12:43   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by --Dave--
tell them you're not going because it turned your colleague into the Incredible Hulk.


What if I like to dunk my hand in human waste


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26th Oct 06 at 12:44   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
then that's up to you
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26th Oct 06 at 13:18   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
just had to drive him home got me out of work for 15 mins anyway
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26th Oct 06 at 13:21   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
is he really that bad?

I hope he didn't contaminate you Matty
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26th Oct 06 at 13:23   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Yeah he was in the loo for ages before then came back to his desk then a minute later was back in the loo!

He's about 45, he should be able to take this sort of shit like a man
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26th Oct 06 at 13:28   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
at least he wasn't sick in your car
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26th Oct 06 at 13:29   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
LMAO
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I used to have to unblock drains as part of one of my old jobs, I never felt sick, the bloke is clearly a ponce.
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26th Oct 06 at 13:49   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by corsa_chelle
at least he wasn't sick in your car


wasn't my car I took him home in!
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26th Oct 06 at 13:52   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
thats ok then i can't imagine it being a nice job poor guy

 
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