SteveW
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just had a call from my sister.. They bought a puppy today 
an 8 week old shichtzu (sp) shitzoo to me 
will get pics when i get home..
this is my first dog.. never had one cos of my asthma.. but im a much bigger stronger boy now
actually quite looking forward to having a furball in the house 
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Melville
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Just wait til it shits on your pillow but you didnt see it becasue you were drunk
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SteveW
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i know
if the little fucker does that i will eat it
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Ojc
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That should not be classed as a dog, a dog is a Alsatian or Newfoundland or Labrador.
A Sh1tzoo looks more like a squirell to me.
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Whittie
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quote:
Originally posted by SteveW
i know
if the little fucker does that i will eat it
The shit or the dog?
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Tom
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My ex has a newfoundland, not much fun when it got the horn
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Ojc
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I love big dogs, you can wrestle them.
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SteveW
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well i phoned home and the lil git has already pissed on the carpet. so they put it in the kitchen so mum can just mop the floor if it does it again
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Jambo
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They are great dogs steve, very loving and loyal
You have ahigh chance of getting a stupid one too Stupid ones are the best
Get some pix 
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ed
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A dog that's smaller than a cat. Odd 
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SteveW
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will get pics when i finish work and naviGate through the "carpark (M25)"
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Jambo
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*put paper down in the kitchen it will know where to wee
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SteveW
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yeah i was gonna ask how you program/teach it ?
i dont think it comes with instructions or a USB port..
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ed
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When it pisses on the floor put it in the garden for a while. Put newspaper down all over the place at night, then make the area smaller and smaller until it's just one sheet big, should learn to shit on that. Then just take it away all together and just let it out into the garden for a bit. If it shits inside after that smack it's nose to tell it off.
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andys sxi
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ive got a dog thats looks a bit like um called a lhasa apso there nice dogs they dont malt so no dog hairs newhere
April 08 feature car
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--Dave--
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quote:
Originally posted by andys sxi
ive got a dog thats looks a bit like um called a lhasa apso there nice dogs they dont malt so no dog hairs newhere
what the fuck did you just say?
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andys sxi
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i have got a dog that looks like them it is called a lhasa apso they are nice dogs they dont malt so you dont have dog hairs any where
April 08 feature car
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Jambo
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Make sure you use the same words for things like "toilet so the dog can associate you saying that with taking a dump on the green stuff.
They learn fast.
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Jules S
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I would suggest that you ensure you are the alpha male in the household....
Oh hang on your 6'7" and the shi tzu is 7" 
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